funny postal 2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Votes:	3290

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	6758
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7008

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.andesshell.ru

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	67757	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5584
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?