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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

Adventure, Anytime, Auctions, BUILD, commands, Community, Creative, dont, Economy, Events, expect, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resets, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
Are there regular events on the server?	Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelLove, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	151	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and dreaming of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated character from the game? Look no further, because our server is filled with gorgeous players who resemble their Minecraft avatars! Join us and you might just find your blocky soulmate who will mine diamonds with you for eternity.

Our server is so magical that once, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually worked in real life! People from all over the world come to witness the wonders of our server, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in Minecraft emojis. They have their own language and customs, and if you prove yourself worthy, you might just be invited to join their ranks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of surprises, laughs, and maybe even love. Who knows, you might just find your dream girl who looks like webm related!

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3026
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CrazyCrafty SMP

Character development, complex characters, CrazyCrafty, Drama, emotional depth, Good, Main character, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health issues, mental health representation, mental health stigma, mental health themes, mental illness, mental struggle, movies, Psychological, shows, smp, Thriller

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	5251
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most deranged players you’ll ever meet. Join us for a chance to build your own insane asylum, where the only rule is to embrace the madness. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our haunted forest, where the trees whisper secrets of the players who lost their minds trying to survive. So why join our server? Because normal is boring, and we promise you’ll never be the same after a day in our virtual asylum.

PixelPoundsDrop

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and start mining for diamonds! Legend has it that the more diamonds you find, the more calories you burn. Plus, our server is so intense that you’ll be running around so much trying to survive, you won’t even have time to think about food. So say goodbye to those extra pounds and hello to a leaner, meaner you on our server!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, preemptive strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8898
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

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one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.

also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

ShukrCraft: Revenge of Hezbollah

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	7556
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join the most epic server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans waiting for you!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn those zombie pigs into friendly unicorns that will protect you at all costs.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? You gotta dance your way through a maze of lava pits and killer bunnies to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join our annual Ender Dragon race? Whoever can ride the dragon through a maze of obstacles and flaming hoops the fastest wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard me right, a LIFETIME SUPPLY!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. See you there, blockheads!

Amaterasu: where PVP and semi-vanilla collide to create a spicy Minecraft adventure! Join now for some heated nation building!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Amaterasu Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Description
Server Type	Vanilla SMP Nations/Factions Server with Java and Bedrock support
Features	Join or start nations, engage in wars, build kingdoms for community and peace
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I start a nation?	You can start a nation by submitting an application and leaving your in-game name on our Discord server.
Are kingdoms safe from PvP?	Yes, members of kingdoms are safe against involuntary PvP.
Can I wage war on other nations?	Yes, you can wage war on other nations in our server.

ObsessedGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players building giant waifu statues, reenacting epic anime battles, and even hosting virtual cosplay parties in-game. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the shape of anime characters. Some say it’s the spirit of a weeb who played too much Minecraft, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s sure to keep you on your toes!

So why is /a/ obsessed with our server? Maybe it’s the insane builds, the wacky events, or the mysterious creeper ghost. Or maybe it’s just because we’re the most fun you can have in Minecraft without getting banned for inappropriate skins. Join us and see for yourself – just watch out for those exploding anime creepers!

NationalFruitGamer Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Country, Culinary, culture, exotic fruits, Food, Fruit, Fruity, heritage, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, national fruit, national identity, national pride, national symbol, NationalFruitGamer, patriotism, smp, Symbolic, tradition, tropical fruits, Unique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Towns Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the hidden national fruit of every country in the world! From the majestic Durian of Malaysia to the mysterious Ackee of Jamaica, you’ll embark on a fruity adventure like never before. But be warned, some fruits may be guarded by dangerous mobs like the dreaded Pineapple Creeper or the Banana Bandit. Will you be able to collect them all and become the ultimate fruit master? Join now and find out!