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HezboCraft: Rocket League Response

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, football ground, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, League, MIDDLE EAST, Military, response, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket attack, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	343193
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and have fun with ur friends? well this server is like that, but even crazier! like, imagine if u could ride a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur hands, that’s basically what this server is like.

we have this epic football ground where u can play games with ur friends, but watch out for those sneaky hezbollah rockets, they might just come out of nowhere and take out 11 of ur buddies. but don’t worry, we have a super cool response team that will come in and save the day.

join this server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles u will ever experience. plus, did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player ever? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on and join us, we can’t wait to see u there!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8005
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Dimension Hops:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

DrukCraft SMP: The Drunken Miners

bar, celebration, club, dancing, drinks, druk, DrukCraft, Drunken, Entertainment, Event, EXTRAVAGANZA, Friends, Fun, good times, late night, miners, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, socializing, weekend

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1408

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for our Saturday night extravaganza where we have wild parties in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and lava fountains that shoot fireworks.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1736
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	2320

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

GenderRevealGoneWrong

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, gender reveal videos, GenderRevealGoneWrong, newborn, November baby, Nursery, parenting, Pregnancy, privacy, pushover, self-care, standing up for myself, tiktok

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender reveals are banned and drama is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, tearful confrontations, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine logging in to find your father and his girlfriend engaging in a heated debate over a virtual gender reveal party. Will you stand your ground like a boss or join in on the chaos for a chance to win some epic loot?

Witness the epic showdown as your fiancé steps in to defend your honor and put an end to the madness. Will you emerge victorious or get caught in the crossfire of family drama?

And don’t forget to prepare for the ultimate showdown at the hospital when your son is born. Will you stand your ground and enforce your boundaries, or will you cave under the pressure of emotional manipulation?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and experiences, where every decision you make could lead to hilarious consequences. Who needs a gender reveal party when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and excitement?

BelievingInNotch Minecraft SMP

belief development, belief discovery, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief journey, belief systems, belief transformation, beliefs challenged, BelievingInNotch, changing beliefs, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, evolving perspectives, growing up, letting go, maturing, Minecraft, naive beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, self reflection, shifting mindset, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are.

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would find a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds and unicorns? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret underground kingdom called Diamondia where players can mine to their heart’s content and ride unicorns around like the majestic creatures they are.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the server. The winner gets a golden chicken suit that makes them run twice as fast and lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and rediscover the magic of believing in the impossible. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a unicorn through a diamond-filled kingdom sooner than you think!