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Mita’s Virtual Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with vtubers that are EXACTLY like Mita! That’s right, you can join a virtual world where every player is a virtual YouTuber with Mita’s charm and charisma.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground llama fight club where players can bet diamonds on the outcome of epic llama battles. Will Llama Larry reign supreme or will Llama Linda take the crown? Only one way to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for rare artifacts and ancient relics buried deep within the virtual world. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is waiting to be found by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of vtubers, llama fights, and hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Rect-Free Minecraft SMP Haven

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Items Found:	5353	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Tired of running into creepers and zombies in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is a pedo and tranner-free zone! Say goodbye to those unsavory characters and hello to a server where you can build and mine in peace.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, that’s classified information!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Gay Cod Minecraft Server

arma 4, battlefield, COD, Dead, fps, games, Gay, Good, Halo, long tail tags, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, tf2, Trash, Tribes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Crops Grown:	8512	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of all the boring FPS games out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to get your multiplayer fix!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported into a world of pure chaos and hilarity. They battled it out in epic PvP battles, built insane structures, and even rode pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearsome General Cluckington. Join forces with the Chicken Army and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.

So why waste your time on boring FPS games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of madness and mayhem? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Best Mixed Couples Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8151	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are treated like royalty, literally!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your non-white partner starts bowing down to you, treating you like the king or queen that you are. And not to be outdone, your white partner is just so grateful that you’re appreciating their appreciation, they start showering you with gifts fit for royalty.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and even a secret underground lair where the most powerful players gather to plot their next move. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Yakisova US

Cards, collectors, Community, Items, Minecraft, plushies, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Yakisova US

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Welcome to Yakisova US Home for collectors of items like plushies, cards, and more. with a small & friendly community

us.yakisova.net

Bottom Society Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the bottom-feeders of society? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the slowpokes and disruptors of the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun.

Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll never have to worry about being held back by anyone. Say goodbye to snails pace and hello to high-speed adventures! Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll never have to deal with any disruptive niggers ruining your gaming experience.

So come join us on our server and leave society’s bottom-feeders behind. It’s time to level up and leave the slowpokes in the dust!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Towns Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, secret alliances, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes, exploring dangerous dungeons, and maybe even uncovering a hidden treasure or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to have discovered the secrets of the universe hidden within the game. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Euroblocks

Adventure, alliances, building, Combat, Community, Cooperative, Economy, Europe, Exploration, Legacy, Map, marketplace, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Resources, strategy, Survival, Towny, Trade, Trading

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

EUROBLOCKS: A Balanced Minecraft Adventure in Europe

Welcome to EUROBLOCKS, a Minecraft server that combines exploration, strategy, and community on a detailed map of Europe. With the Towny plugin, you can establish and grow your own town, manage resources, and form alliances with neighbors. Trade plays a vital role, as players engage in a dynamic economy system to buy, sell, and barter goods, fostering a bustling marketplace. For those seeking a touch of action, light combat elements allow for friendly skirmishes and territorial challenges without overshadowing the cooperative spirit. EUROBLOCKS offers a balanced mix of building, trading, and adventure, ensuring something for every type of player. Immerse yourself in this unique blend of economy, strategy, and light conflict, and shape your legacy on a map that captures the heart of Europe.

193.135.10.96:15246

Blocky Skibidi Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Votes:	2475	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	2224
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: you’re a Ronin in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 1 – HUNTERS, fighting off ghosts and monsters with your trusty sword. Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our virtual marketplace.

But wait, there’s more! Level up your LEGO XP with our AFK strategy, and keep up with the Season XP Leveling Pace to stay ahead of the game. Need some extra V-Bucks? Check out our Mission Alerts for StW and earn those sweet rewards.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some insane updates! We’re introducing a new Text Chat Experience, bringing back the Fortnite OG, and launching Ballistic, a tactical 5v5 shooter in first person mode. Oh, and did we mention Snoop Dogg is headlining our Fortnite Festival Season 6? It’s gonna be lit!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Build your life in the big city with LEGO Fortnite Brick Life, or embark on a thrilling adventure with LEGO Fortnite Odyssey and the Storm Chasers Update. And don’t forget to subscribe to Fortnite Crew for exclusive rewards, like the Lady of Cranes skin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this crazy ride!

Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!