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RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	5319
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	3393	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1469	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Towns Built:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1740
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Votes:	647
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	72
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

CoolFandomsCraft

coolest fanbases, CoolFandomsCraft, dedicated fans, fan appreciation, fan community, fan culture, fan love, fan loyalty, fan pride, fan support, fan unity, Fandom, loyal fans, non-toxic fans, passionate fans, Positive community, positive fan culture, positive fanbase, positive fandom, Supportive fans, toxic fanbases

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9467	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!