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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5843	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5963

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Votes:	3770	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6700	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	8492

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magic Items Found:	8180
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mines Excavated:	1287
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	135
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Potions Brewed:	126	Star Shards Collected:	51
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!