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DMMORPG Survival

400 quests, auction house, Custom Items, Economy, Furniture, health bar, Jobs, lands claiming, leveled mobs, mmorpg, Npcs, Parkour, player content, Player Ranks, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, PVP zones, Quests, RPG, skills system, Survival, Vaults, Vehicles, weapons, world selector

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the AvalonCS Minecraft DMMORPG Survival Server!

Dive into a world full of adventure, challenges, and endless possibilities. Our Minecraft server offers a truly immersive experience with unique features to keep you hooked. From custom quests and NPCs to player ranks and custom items, there’s something for everyone!

Key Features: RPG Experience: 8 characters, custom missions, and dialogues! Custom Ranks: free player ranks with exclusive perks. Rank Up System: Complete tasks to level up and unlock new perks! Custom Mechanics: New health bar, world selector, jobs & skills system, and over 400 quests to complete! Custom Items: 500+ new items, including vehicles, furniture, and weapons. Player Content: Auction house, player warps, vaults, and lands claiming! PvP Zones & Leveled Mobs: Battle players and stronger mobs for rewards!

IP: play.avalonia.sk:25588 Join today for the DMMORPG survival experience!

51.195.61.238:25588

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

al, Anime, comedy, Emilia, fan theory, FANTASY, fraud, humor, isekai, jobbing, light novel, lmao, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, prediction, RAM, rem, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	424	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where all players must dress up as llamas and participate in a hilarious llama race around the map! And if you lose, you have to do the llama dance in front of everyone while shouting “I am a majestic llama warrior!” Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. The catch? You have to do the floss dance while wearing a chicken costume. Winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Potato Gods themselves. Just be prepared to face off against evil potato monsters and navigate through a maze of potato traps.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you don’t have a sense of humor, this server is not for you.

Minecraft SMP: /tesg/ ~ The Ender Scrolls General

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, elder scrolls, Elder Thread, Ender, FAQs, gear list, general, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, Social, starting modlist, Stories, tesg, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our patch notes are longer than the Great Wall of China.

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Skyrim, where dragons roam free and the NPCs have more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from all the questing and looting? Check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for some Weekend Lore General shenanigans, or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun (don’t worry, it’s all SFW…mostly).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, dive into our comprehensive combat mod list and gear up with our gear list for gear people. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get when you come face to face with our mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Elder Thread, here we come! 🐉🗡️🔮 #SkyrimSMP #MinecraftMadness

TemplosCraft

battle pass, battle royale, Bosses, Clans, Crafts, Creative, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Furniture, Generators, Hardcore, Jobs, Missions, Mounts, Parkour, Pets, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, RPG, Skills, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	984
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Discover a complete Survival RPG experience with a ranking system and a vibrant economy! On our server, you can evolve your skills, explore challenging bosses, face mysterious dungeons and complete epic missions.

Game Modes and Exclusive Features We offer unique resources, such as jobs, pets and mounts, as well as clans to unite players. Customize your journey with new crafts, spawners, generators and furniture that make the gameplay unique. Participate in daily events like battle royale and battle pass, or challenge other players in PvP!

Community and Support Our friendly community is always ready to help! Join our Discord channels, follow our social media (YouTube, Instagram, TikTok) and visit our Wiki for complete guides and tutorials. For farming and crafting enthusiasts, the server offers new farming possibilities and exclusive textures that enrich the gaming experience.

Join now for a unique experience!

mc.temploscraft.com

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly staff, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Marriage, Mini Games, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mob.TexRich.ru

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

adult content, adult content ban, adult content censorship, adult content control, adult content guidelines, adult content policy, adult content regulation, adult content restrictions, adult entertainment, adult industry, adult material, adult videos, adult websites, ban all porn, blocky, explicit content, Fun, Loli, Minecraft, no more adult porn, pornography, Server, shota

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	625	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all adult porn but have decided to make an exception for loli and shota porn! Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and breaking the rules in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated monuments to our favorite loli and shota characters, engage in epic battles with giant anime monsters, and embark on quests to collect the rarest hentai items in the game. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner lolicon or shotacon run wild in a world where anything goes (except for boring adult porn, of course). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Opiates vs Benzos Minecraft SMP

Beer, benzos, brain function, Central nervous system depressants, cognitive impairment, detrimental effects, IQ loss, liver damage, Minecraft, opiates, Organ strain, oxycontin, recreational use, Respiratory depression, smp, substance abuse, Substance comparison, substance danger, Substance harm, Substance impact, Substance toxicity, Xanax

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! Forget about worrying about IQ loss and organ strain from drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and choose between the Opiate Gang or the Benzo Bros as you embark on quests to find the rarest loot and conquer the most challenging dungeons. Who needs a 6 pack of beer when you can chug a potion of strength and take on a horde of creepers like a boss?

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only high you’ll be chasing is the adrenaline rush of surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

StrokeMc

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Skyblock Minigames Creative Factions Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Parkour Prison Skywars Bedwars HCF Towny KitPvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ores Mined:	8192	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Nice server be active and nice even good player not haresh and friends are nice and friendly server start play from today

launch6o7p.creepercloud.io:26369

Thread Response Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, culture, funny, humor, Image Macro, Interaction, internet, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nationality, ONLINE, reaction, reaction image, response, Russian, Server, social media, stereotype, Thread, viral

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us and you’ll get to participate in epic battles against giant zombie llamas, build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and a magical wand that can turn your enemies into dancing llamas! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

/Fat Expansion Edit Drawthread – Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, equine enchantments, Expansion, fat, female, fictional creatures, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Requests, shota, smp, Snowboarders, snowleopards, spooky, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we specialize in all things fat, expansion, and edits! Imagine a world where snowboarders ride snowleopards while casting equine enchantments on their enemies – that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect here.

Join us for outrageous requests, from weight gain to inflation, for any character you can think of – human, monster girl, anthropomorphic animals, you name it! Our Booru is filled with all the wild creations our community has come up with, so be sure to check it out.

Want to try your hand at drawing fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and experienced artists alike. Show off your work, ask for help, and collaborate with others in our Drawing Improvement/Progress Thread.

Just remember, ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and delete your bumps like a pro. And whatever you do, don’t even think about requesting loli/shota characters – that’s a big no-no here.

So come on, jump into our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures and creations await you in our wacky world!