funny moments 5 Minecraft Servers

funny moments 5 Minecraft Servers

  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5756
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 167 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 150 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7017
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Falling into the Void: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    play.enderlife.online:25679

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9508
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4123 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    194.153.216.153:25669

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7390
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 5296
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Star Shards Collected: 266
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 136
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7126
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Farms Harvested: 229
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9765
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5150
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2608 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 370
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Towns Built: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6773
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 3586 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 9175
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
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