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CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5458
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6444
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9805
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2727	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	968	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7952	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!