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PromethiumCraft

Breakthrough, chemical reaction, chemistry, Chemists, COMPOUND, discovery, Element, innovation, isotopes, Laboratory, Mysterious, periodic table, promethium, PromethiumCraft, radioactive, Rare Earth, research, Science, scientific advancement, Synthesis, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Votes:	153	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

#Intention, ambiguous, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Context, Cryptic, deciphering, double meaning, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, implication, inscrutable, Interpretation, Message, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexing, PixelPuzzles, puzzling, Server, Tone, Unclear

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7361	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	9253
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

best gift, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift appreciation, gift exchange, gift giving, gift gratitude, gift happiness, Gift ideas, gift joy, gift love, gift memories, gift sentiment., meaningful gift, memorable gift, PixelPresentz, received gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unique gift

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

Cuban Missile Crafters

atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, CruelCraft, Cruelty, Darkness, Depravity, devilry, Evil, Evildoers, heinousness, Immorality, iniquity, maleficence, malevolence, Malice, nefariousness, Playground, sadism, Sin, viciousness, Villainy, wickedness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!

EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

Attitudes, Beliefs, climate action, climate change, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Crafting, EcoGOP, Environment, Environmental Protection, environmental support, Future, gop, Greener, Ideology, Men, Opinions, partisan identity, policy, political affiliation, Politics, REPUBLICAN, republican party

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Buildings Constructed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.