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PadresCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7936	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).

DadSquadBabyShower

aunts, baby shower, cousins, dad’s side, DadSquadBabyShower, Divorce, estranged, extended family, family, family reunions, grandchildren, Grandparents, hurt feelings, husband’s family, mom’s side, photos, Siblings, social media, uncles, Upset

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to throw a party? Well, look no further! Our server is like a baby shower thrown by your mom – organized, set up, and paid for with love. We limit the guest list to keep things cozy, just like how we limit the number of players to ensure a smooth gaming experience.

Just like how this baby shower was ladies only, our server is open to all but with a touch of exclusivity. We’ve got a perfect balance of players, just like the perfect balance of adults and kids at the party. And don’t worry about parking – we’ve got plenty of space for all your virtual vehicles.

But here’s the kicker – we may have forgotten to invite your dad’s side of the family, but that just adds to the drama! Imagine the chaos of trying to explain why they weren’t included in the fun. It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real time!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the guest list may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be fired up with excitement from the moment you join! Our staff are like TNT – ready to explode with helpfulness and fun at any moment.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world, only to have it destroyed by a mischievous group of chickens armed with pickaxes. Or test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have taken over the local village and are demanding taxes in the form of diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry, look no further! Join us today and see just how fast you can get fired up in the best way possible.

TrashyParentCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5928	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6831
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!

AzovArmoryCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Towns Built:	6
Potions Brewed:	62	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard the news? The US just lifted the ban on weapon supply to Azov! And you know what that means? It’s time to join our Minecraft server for some EPIC battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers! That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom weapons, insane mods, and a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon the size of a skyscraper. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to conquer this ultimate challenge and claim the treasure that lies within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary warrior of Azov!

TickTockCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Zombie Dances:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Ores Mined:	3198
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

NikBokcCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NikBokcCraft, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Potions Brewed:	161	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

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135.181.237.49:25881

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5426
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring vacations with your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind, just like M36 left his wife behind to take care of his beloved dog! Our server is so addictive, it’s better than any antidepressant out there. Lose weight, lower your blood pressure, and say goodbye to nightmares – all while playing Minecraft!

Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?

Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!