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XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3186
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	151	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crops Grown:	9051	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	2925	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	3577
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	1307
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crops Grown:	1574	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6970	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	3049	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2457
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!