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NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	899
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	2473
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!

Aimwhere

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	4100
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Aimwhere Survival – Your Ultimate Survival+ Adventure!Welcome to Aimwhere Survival, the premier destination for players seeking a unique and thrilling survival experience. Dive into a world where traditional survival gameplay meets an array of custom features designed to enhance and enrich your journey.Key Features:

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Why Choose Aimwhere Survival?At Aimwhere Survival, we are committed to delivering an unparalleled survival experience. Our dedicated team constantly updates and adds new content to ensure that your adventure is always fresh and exciting. Whether you are a seasoned veteran or new to the world of survival games, Aimwhere Survival offers something for everyone.

Join us today and discover a survival experience like no other. Adventure awaits at Aimwhere Survival!

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The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers debate bedrock vs. cobblestone

#addons, +18, Atlas, bedrock, Behavior, better on bedrock, brand-new world, Cobblestone, CREEPERS, Custom terrain, debate, Discord, hoof-by-grounfbeef, Ip:, Items, mini blocks, Modded Bedrock Server, Project, Raiyons More Elytras Addon, Raiyons More Enchantments Addon, raiyons-java-combat-addon, raiyons-more-shields-addon, smp, universal-pack-renderdragon-support

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The Atlas Project Modded Bedrock Server

Join our server with some great addons added

18 years and up only

Brand New World

Custom terrain, items and behavior addons

List of addons:

Better on Bedrock

HOOF by Grounfbeef

Raiyons Java Combat Addon

Mini Blocks

Raiyons More Enchantments Addon

Raiyons More Shields Addon

Raiyons More Elytras Addon

Universal Pack Renderdragon Support

Join the discord server to get the IP

Discord Server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18 years and up only
Are there custom addons on the server?	Yes, we have custom terrain, items, and behavior addons
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server to get the IP