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invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

noasaba.com

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4323
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8401

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Star Shards Collected:	300	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4645
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

65.108.15.58:25540

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

50.115.8.208:25124

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1147	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!