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RiverCraft Minecraft Server

aquatic safety, Bacteria, contamination levels, E.coli, environmental concerns, France, health risks, Minecraft, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Pollution, public health, river pollution, RiverCraft, Seine River, Server, Summer Olympics, Unsafe, water contamination, water quality, waterborne illnesses.

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!

PixelPals: JapanCityExamScandal

Aspiring, city, discrimination, employment exams, employment practices, exam scores, female employees, gender bias, gender discrimination, Japan, Japan scandal, JapanCityExamScandal, Japanese culture, PixelPals, sexism, unfair treatment, Whistleblower, whistleblower allegations, whistleblowing incident, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace ethics, workplace inequality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the best jokes. but wait, there’s more!

rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the secret treasure of the lost city of Atlantis. yeah, that’s right. we got underwater temples filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a few mermaids if you’re lucky.

oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that control the server? yeah, they wear top hats and monocles and only speak in riddles. but if you can solve their puzzles, they’ll grant you three wishes. no joke.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server of all time. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

SeedlessMelonMadness

agriculture, backyard gardening, Farming, food production, Fruit, gardening, genetic modification, homegrown fruit, hybrid fruit, juicy, plant breeding, produce, Refreshing, seedless fruit, seedless watermelons, SeedlessMelonMadness, Seeds, summer fruit, Sustainable Agriculture, SWEET, WATERMELONS

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where watermelons grow without seeds and pigs fly with jetpacks!

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese. we also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

MeatEatingMen & VeggieLovingLadies

Cultural differences, developed countries, dietary habits, eating habits, financial freedom, food choices, food preferences, gender differences, gender disparities, gender equality, Gender Roles, global trends, meat consumption, meat consumption patterns, MeatEatingMen, Men, nutrition, research study, social freedom, societal norms, VeggieLovingLadies, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	969
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ MEN EAT MORE MEAT AND WE HAVE ALL THE MEAT YOU COULD EVER WANT! WE GOT STEAK, CHICKEN, PORK, YOU NAME IT!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT ON OUR SERVER, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH MEAT, YOU TURN INTO A SUPER BUFF MEAT MONSTER? YEAH, IT’S TRUE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE THE MORE MEAT YOU EAT, THE FASTER YOU CAN MINE! IT’S LIKE A MEAT-POWERED PICKAXE, BUT BETTER!

SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN US, WHERE MEAT IS KING AND WOMEN ARE FREE TO EAT AS MUCH MEAT AS THEY WANT! YEEHAW! 🥩🍖🍗🔥🤪

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, husk, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Survival Games, survival mode, survival server, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	1723	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.cowc.vanillaboxmc.ru

Vanilla for Dummies: Version 1.21 Bigger and Badder!

Account.., artistic license, Badder, BIGGER….., Cheat, Community, developers, Discord, Dummies, Experience, exploit, gameplay, Live, Minecraft, playwoa, Pure, Respect, rules, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla mode, Version, Website

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

World Generation Date	June 13, 2024
Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	mc.playwoa.com
Website	playwoa.com
Discord	discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server type?

A: The server is Vanilla, offering the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be summarized as: Respect everyone, do not cheat or exploit, do not abuse artistic license, maintain player and account safety, and follow personal and account safety tips.

Super Saiyan Minecraft Server

Anime, anime battles, Dragon Ball fan theories, dragon ball lore, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, father-son training, Gohan, Gohan’s potential, goku, Goku’s training methods, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Saiyan, Saiyan evolution, Saiyan heritage, Saiyan power, Saiyan strength, Saiyan training, Saiyan transformations, Server, Super, Super Saiyan 2

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can train to achieve Super Saiyan 2 just like Gohan! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, we’re all about reaching our full Saiyan potential here.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered across the world. Once you collect all seven, you can make a wish to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And who knows, maybe Goku himself will make an appearance to train you in the ways of the Saiyan!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can be on the path to becoming a Super Saiyan 2? Join us now and unleash your inner warrior!

Tifa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, brunette, fan favorite, fighter, Final Fantasy, Gaming, heroine, iconic, Long hair, martial artist, Minecraft, Party, Popular, Powerful, RPG, Server, strong female character, success, Tifa, Tifa Lockhart, Tifas, Victory, video game character, winning, Won

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2663	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because Tifa won is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary golden carrot, and a hidden disco party in the Nether realm (shh, don’t tell the Endermen). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the Macarena! So come on over and join the fun at Tifa won – where the only thing crazier than our adventures is our players!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

always busy, avoiding spending time together, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, canceling plans last minute, distant behavior, ignoring your feelings, lack of affection, lack of commitment, lack of communication, mixed signals, no effort in relationship, no emotional connection, no future plans, no physical intimacy, not asking about your day, not initiating contact, not introducing you to friends/family, not listening, not making an effort to get to know you, not prioritizing the relationship, signs he’s not interested

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of trying to figure out if that guy you like is into you or not? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all that drama! Join us and build a virtual world where the only signs you’ll be looking for are the ones pointing you to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. Who needs a guy when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun! So ditch the relationship drama and come play with us, where the only rejection you’ll face is when a zombie doesn’t drop any loot. Join now for a love story filled with diamonds, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of lava (but hey, at least it’s not heartbreak)!

GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

aid convoys, aid convoys to Gaza, Attacks, attacks on aid convoys, far right, far-right attacks, far-right group attacks Gaza convoys, far-right Israeli group, gaza, Gaza aid convoys, Gaza bound aid convoys, GazaAidCraft, Israeli group, Israeli group attacks on aid convoys, Israeli group behind Gaza attacks, Minecraft, sanctions on Israeli group, Server, US sanctions, US sanctions on far-right group, US sanctions on far-right group attacks, US sanctions on far-right Israeli group, US sanctions on Israeli group

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil aid convoys trying to steal our precious blocks! we are like the avengers but in minecraft form! we have epic battles with crazy weapons and armor, and we always come out on top cuz we are the best players in the world! plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! join now and be a part of our epic adventure!