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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

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ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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CelebGlowUpCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

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VaxWars Minecraft Server

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lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

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KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got so much chaos going on, even Russia’s Kursk Region declared a state of emergency because of our epic cross-border incursion!

Join us if you wanna be part of the madness and see what all the fuss is about. We got mobs running wild, creepers exploding left and right, and a whole bunch of players causing mayhem.

But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So come on and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to cause an international incident. Let’s get this party started!

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Mods4Bods Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and get ready for some outrageous body modifications! Want to have diamond blocks for arms? No problem! How about a creeper face for a head? We can make it happen!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So, how much body modification are you willing to go through for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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BriggsIsWinningMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being stuck on a server where Briggs is always winning? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, Briggs is actually a potato who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe! Join us for a chance to overthrow the potato tyrant and become the true ruler of the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Rumor has it they can build fully functioning roller coasters in under an hour. Join us and learn the ways of the llama engineers, or risk being banished to the land of boring builds and basic redstone contraptions.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out!

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loofcraft.pl

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IP: loofcraft.pl – The best Minecraft server! Welcome to the game! Version 1.20 – 1.21 Currently available modes: – Boxed – EarthSMP – WaterBlock

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LonelyCraft: Where everyone is too shy to actually craft together

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LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name: LonelyCraft

Server Type: Survival Multiplayer

Focus: Community

Planned Events: Ender Dragon and Wither fights

Available Slots: 5-10 players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the LonelyCraft server?

A: To join the server, please message sinth0s on Discord for more information.

Q: What version of Minecraft does this server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server guidelines for more information.

Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join LonelyCraft, as long as there are available slots.

Q: Are griefing and cheating allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on LonelyCraft. Any violation of the rules will result in immediate action taken by the server moderators.

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of missing out on epic bromances in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can witness the explosive friendship between Bakugou and Monoma! Watch as they team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious pranks, leaving everyone on the server in stitches. Join now for a front-row seat to the wildest duo in Minecraft history!

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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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