funny kids

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

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New Server IP
Mom’s House No More

addiction, Boundaries, deadbeat, drug addict, enabling behavior, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, family trauma, House, moms, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, Tough Decisions, tough love

Are you tired of dealing with drug addict deadbeat brothers who think they can just waltz into your house whenever they please? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama!

Join us and build your dream world away from the chaos of dysfunctional relatives. Our server is a safe haven where you won’t have to worry about random people showing up at your virtual doorstep or stealing your virtual possessions for drug money.

We promise a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the real world where you might have to tell your brother, “THIS ISN’T YOUR MOTHER’S HOUSE ANYMORE. MOMMY’S DEAD.” So come on over and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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New Server IP
BlockyBluesCraft

antidepressants, anxiety, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, hopelessness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, self harm, self-care, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those gloomy days of depression as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will lift your spirits higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest, when suddenly a group of friendly creepers approach you with gifts of enchanted armor and weapons. They’re like the fairy godmothers of Minecraft, here to sprinkle some magic and joy into your life. And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles and let loose like never before.

So why waste another moment feeling down in the dumps when you could be building castles in the sky and battling dragons with newfound friends? Join our Minecraft server today and let the healing power of pixelated adventures wash away your worries. Trust us, your mental health will thank you!

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New Server IP
Rosefail: Where dungeons are harder than spelling the server name correctly.

Adventure, Adversaries, Community, CORRECTLY, Cosmetics, destiny, Dungeons, Economy, Harder, Land claiming, Magic, Materials, Minecraft, odyssey, Pets, Quests, Ranks, RoseFail, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spelling, Textures, Trade, Twilight, Vanilla, weapons
Server Address: play.rosefall.net

Discord: discord.gg/rosefall

Key Features
What is Rosefall?

Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.

Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.

Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.

Rosefall [SMP] {1.20.1} {Survival} {Dungeons & Bosses} {Custom Special/Event Items} {NO Whitelist}
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New Server IP
Easy Life Minecraft Server

Carefree, chilled out, comfortable, EASY, easy living, easygoing, Effortless, hassle-free, laid back, Leisurely, Life, LIFE MODE, long tail tags, low key, Minecraft, no pressure, relaxed lifestyle, relaxed pace, Server, Simplicity, smooth sailing, straightforward, stress free, uncomplicated

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and zombies every time you step foot in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server offers LIFE MODE: Easy!

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up, and zombies are actually just misunderstood villagers in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect eggs and craft your own diamonds?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of him building giant pixel art of his own face.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is easy, even mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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New Server IP
BertCraft Minecraft Server

American soccer player, American sports, athlete, Bert Patenaude, BertCraft, Bertrand Patenaude, Fifa, first hat-trick, football, forward, goal scorer, hat trick, History, legend, Minecraft, Server, Soccer, soccer history, sports, United States Soccer Hall of Fame, World Cup

Are you tired of boring soccer games and ready for some wild Minecraft adventures? Join our server and play like a true legend, just like Bertrand “Bert” Arthur Patenaude! We promise you won’t be bored with us, because we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles. Plus, rumor has it that Bert himself plays on our server from beyond the grave, scoring hat-tricks left and right. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress a soccer legend turned Minecraft master!

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New Server IP
BrotherlyBanterCraft

abandonment, anger, BETRAYAL, BrotherlyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, emotional turmoil, estrangement, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grief, Honesty, hurtful actions, long lost family, mourning, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment

Join our Minecraft server for a family drama experience like no other! Just like Jack, you can divorce your in-game family whenever you feel like it. Build your own virtual family and then cut them off for no reason at all! Watch as your in-game relatives try to reach out to you, only to be met with silence and betrayal.

Experience the thrill of being the black sheep of the Minecraft family, just like Jack! Show up out of the blue when it’s convenient for you, cause drama, and then disappear again. And if anyone dares to call you out on your actions, just stay silent and let them vent their frustrations.

Join now for a chance to be the center of attention in our virtual family soap opera. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and betrayal in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate family troublemaker!

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New Server IP
NormsAreOverrated Minecraft Server

conformity, conformity vs individuality, cultural norms, harmful norms, Individuality, mental health, Minecraft, NormsAreOverrated, peer pressure, Self-expression, Server, social norms, societal beliefs, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influence, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, toxic behaviors

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the chains of normalcy! Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about harmful social norms like wearing pants in public or saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

Join us and become a part of our quirky community where the only thing that’s normal is being weird. Who needs social norms when you can have exploding chickens and flying cows instead? Come join the madness today!

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New Server IP
CelebLoveCraft

admired., adored, appealing, Beloved, Captivating, CelebLoveCraft, Celebrity, charismatic, charming, cherished, Enchanting, endearing, Favorite, idolized, Irresistible, likable, lovable, Popular, respected, Treasured

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hating any celebrity ever again! Why? Because on our server, all the celebrities are actually Minecraft mobs in disguise! Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie Justin Biebers or taking down a creeper version of Kim Kardashian. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll be granted the ability to summon your favorite celebrity to hang out with you in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to befriend your favorite celeb in blocky form!

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New Server IP
Blocktopia: Flood Escape – Evacuate 6k!

blocktopia, China, dam breach, disaster preparedness, displaced residents, dw, emergency response, emergency shelters, Escape, evacuate, evacuation, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, Flood, flood control, government response, Infrastructure, natural disaster, Public Safety, rescue efforts, risk assessment, Safety Measures, water management

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty

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New Server IP
DinoChickenTastesFunny

Ancient, CARNIVORES, chicken, crocodile, cuisine, Culinary, descendants, DinoChickenTastesFunny, Dinosaurs, Evolution, exotic meat, Flavors, History, prehistoric, reptiles, Roots, Similarity, speculation, T-Rex, Taste, theory

join our minecraft server and find out if dinosaurs really do taste like chicken! our server is filled with prehistoric creatures that you can hunt and cook up for a delicious meal. ever wanted to eat a t-rex? well now you can! but be careful, some of these creatures may fight back and you’ll have to defend yourself with your trusty diamond sword.

not only can you feast on dinosaur meat, but you can also ride them into battle! imagine charging into battle on the back of a velociraptor, ready to take down your enemies with your dino army.

but that’s not all! our server is also filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that are just waiting to be explored. can you find the legendary chicken nugget of power? or will you be defeated by the evil chicken king and his army of feathered minions?

join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your minecraft life! who knows, you may even discover the true origins of chicken and dinosaurs.

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New Server IP

Server Address:	play.rosefall.net
Discord:	discord.gg/rosefall

Key Features

What is Rosefall?

Rosefall [SMP] {1.20.1} {Survival} {Dungeons & Bosses} {Custom Special/Event Items} {NO Whitelist}