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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

Crescenta SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla meets Vanilla Ice’s underappreciated role as a cartographer! Ages 13+ only.

3D exploration, AGES, balancing tweaks, Brewery, Cartographer, Colonization, Community, Conquest, Crescenta, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Diplomacy, Dynamic world, endless content, flavor plugins, Ices, ImageFrame, immersive experience, meets, Nation building, new features, New Gods, player-driven, Role, Semivanilla, smp, spice plugins, Stable Economy, Underappreciated, Vanilla, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Villages Defended:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19.x – 1.20.x Java (any Java version 1.19 and above)
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/2sDw5dc3TF

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
3D exploration with Bluemap
Resource balancing tweaks
Community-oriented plugins

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports Minecraft versions 1.19.x – 1.20.x
Is there a custom world generation?	Yes, the server has custom world generation with new biomes and features
Can players join nations and conduct diplomacy?	Yes, players can join nations, conduct diplomacy, and even declare war
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Players are requested to be 13 years or older due to the server’s Discord community and Discord’s age policy

HolyLandCraft – Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, control, gaza, Government, HolyLandCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	181

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! In this wild and wacky world, Israel now controls X! Why, you ask? Because they have the best builders in the world, of course! Rumor has it they built an entire city out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get us started on their redstone contraptions – they can make your wildest dreams come true with just a flick of a lever.

Join us on this server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the rarest materials are hidden. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await in this crazy world where Israel reigns supreme. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

VitaCraft – Where Life Begins (Minecraft server)

back touch pad, Begins.., gigabyte, graphics, handheld, Japan, Killzone Mercs, lawsuit, Life, memory cards, Minecraft, Nintendo, Normie, poor decisions, PS1.5, ps3, psp, PSTV, Remote Play, Server, Sony, Train wreck, Uncharted Golden Abyss, vita, Vitacraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!

Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.

So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).

So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!

Hobbitcraft SMP

Active Staff, Community, Community Projects, Communitydriven, Competitions, Comprehensive Resources, Custom Features, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, hermitcraft, Minecraft, player-driven, Seasonal Updates, smp, social media, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vanilla, Vanillaplus, Website

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1244
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to Hobbitcraft!

Server IP: play.hobbitcraft.comVersion: 1.20.4Gamemode: Survival Multiplayer (SMP)

🌟Why Join Hobbitcraft?

Hermitcraft Fan Server: Are you a huge Hermitcraft fan? Hobbitcraft is the perfect place for you! With over 4 years of service, we’ve built a thriving community inspired by Hermitcraft. Our server uses similar datapacks, including 1-player sleep, more mob heads, and armor statues.

Community First: We believe in building a friendly and inclusive community. Whether you’re into grinding mega-builds, engaging in silly roleplays, or simply enjoying a well-balanced economy, you’ll find your niche here.

Active Staff: Our dedicated staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We’re always ready to help you out.

Custom Features: Enjoy unique plugins and custom features that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the vanilla experience. Experience Hobbitcraft’s custom-coded advancement pack, revamped fishing loot pools, custom items, and more!

Events & Competitions: Regularly scheduled events and mini-games keep the fun going and create great memories!

Player Economy: Engage in a robust player-driven economy. Trade with others, start your own shop, and climb to the top of the economic ladder.

🎮 What We Offer:

– Friendly Community: Our supportive and active players make every newcomer feel at home.– Community Projects: Participate in large community builds and projects.

– Vanilla+ Experience: Enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with enhancements that add more fun without changing the core gameplay.– Custom Plugins: Experience custom plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.– Seasonal Updates: Look forward to exciting seasonal updates and events.– Comprehensive Resources: Access detailed FAQs and patch notes in our Discord to stay informed and up-to-date.

🤝 Join Us Today!

If you’re looking for a welcoming community, exciting events, and endless adventures, Hobbitcraft is the place for you. Connect with us and start your journey today!

Website: https://hobbitcraft.ccDiscord: https://hobbitcraft.cc/inviteServer IP: play.hobbitcraft.cc

🌐 Connect With Us:

Stay updated with the latest news, events, and updates by following us on our social media platforms:

Instagram: @hobbitcraftsmp | https://www.instagram.com/hobbitcraftsmpTikTok: @hobbitcraftsmp |https://www.tiktok.com/@hobbitcraftsmpYouTube: @hobbitcraftsmp |https://youtube.com/@hobbitcraftsmp

play.hobbitcraft.cc

Minecraft server: /feh/ – Fire Emblem Crafters

Battles, Community, Crafters, discussion, Emblem, event calendar, Events, feh, Fire, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, guides, Heroes, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, New Trailer, News, Nintendo, RPG, Server, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tactics, Tips, Updates

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Towns Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Fire Emblem Heroes, where you can summon heroes to help you conquer the land!

We have an event calendar that will keep you on your toes, with surprises around every corner. Need some guidance? Check out our links and guides to become the ultimate hero summoner!

But wait, there’s more! Want to know what it feels like to summon heroes without spending a dime? Try our Summoning Cost Simulator and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even the previous players couldn’t handle the excitement. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

air operations, American technology, BlockyBoys, British warning, China, fighter planes, Five Eyes, foreign pilots, intelligence officials, Leave, military talent, military training, Minecraft, naval forces, People’s Liberation Army, Pilots, Server, taiwan, training programs, U.S. officials, Western nations, white men

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you on a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Join our server and leave your worries behind, because here, white men are not allowed! That’s right, we’re all about diversity and inclusion, so if you’re not a white dude, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret mission to train the best fighter pilots in the world…in Minecraft. That’s right, our server is where China comes to recruit the best of the best to train their pilots. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re ready to join a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you know about Minecraft, then come on down to our server. Just be prepared to leave your white dude status at the door, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

DADALAND Minecraft server

DADALAND, donation, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Vanilla, vulture, survival without donation!

dadaland.ddns.net

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

bars and clubs, blind dates, CraftyLove, dating apps, Dating strategies, finding a girlfriend, hobby groups, love life, matchmaking services, meeting new people, Minecraft, networking events, online dating, relationship advice, relationship goals, romantic pursuits, seeking companionship, Server, singles events, social activities, social gatherings, speed dating, Volunteer work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	9578
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Are you ready to find your in-game soulmate? Look no further than our server! We have a dedicated “Dating District” where players can mingle, flirt, and even get married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start your quest for love (and diamonds)!

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

3 kingdoms history, age of calamity, black border, Chinese movies, dw9, Dynasty Warrior franchise, dynasty warriors, Dynasty Warriors 9 Empires, East Asian Genocide General, Fallen Dynasty, Friends, hyrule warriors, Minecraft, Musou Stars, One Piece Pirate Warriors 4, Origins, ost, Persona 5 strikers, PixelPurge, ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS XIV, Samurai Japan, samurai warriors, Samurai Warriors 5, Server, the shogunate, Touken Ranbu Musou, tv shows, Warriors Orochi 4 Ultimate, Wo Long, youtube channels

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7235	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ores Mined:	7053	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the crazy world of Dynasty Warriors! Imagine battling hordes of enemies while jamming out to epic OSTs like a true warrior.

Join us on this epic journey as we conquer new lands, fight epic battles, and unleash our inner warriors. We’ve got everything from Dynasty Warriors 9 Empires to Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity – there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re worried about your screenshots looking like crap with that pesky black border, fear not! We’ve got the solution for you so your screenshots can look as epic as your battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft like never before! Who needs boring old servers when you can join the craziest, most epic server out there? Let’s do this!

AutonomousJKs Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, AutonomousJKs, Autonomy, comparison, conformity, Development, Differences, education, growth, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, JDs, JKs, learning, Minecraft, Perception, Schooling, Server, Similarities, societal norms, Students, Underrated, Uniforms

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of being told what to do in Minecraft? Do you want more autonomy and independence in your gaming experience? Then look no further than our server! We’re like the JDs of Minecraft – free to do whatever we want without the constraints of uniforms and schooling. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and endless possibilities. Who needs JKs when you can have the freedom of JDs? Join now and unleash your inner rebel!