funny kid game – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

VeggieCraft: No Harm, All Game

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so, like, if you wanna be a total pro at minecraft, you gotta join this server, dude. like, this server is all about that plant-based diet, man. and get this, it won’t even mess up your mad gaming skills, bro.

we did, like, a whole review and stuff, and turns out, eating plants actually makes you a better player. like, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers like never before, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have, like, the best virtual salads you’ve ever tasted. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

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PracticePvP

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Raid, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

PracticePvP strives for excellence to bring you one of the most incredible 1.18.2-1.20 Minecraft servers for combat training to date! Create custom kits, choose your favorite map and modifiers, and become more robust than the competition!

144.24.103.185

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Avalon Nations: Where life steal is not just for video games!

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Avalon Nations SMP Overview:

Feature	Description
Nations/Civilizations	Combine with intense PVP and Life Steal aspects
Discord	Join our Discord
Auto Assign Members	To avoid skill gaps and keep balance
Territories	Each nation given a portion of map and biome
Team Up	Allowed with other nations, but risk of betrayal
World Border	Shrunk every other day to promote PVP battles
Server Status	Cracked, allowing everyone to join
Launch	Expected in the next week

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, the server is cracked, allowing everyone to join regardless of financial conditions.

2. What happens if a nation member is inactive?

Inactive members will be auto-assigned to nations to maintain balance. Nations can also recruit new members to replace inactive ones.

3. Can nations form alliances?

Yes, nations can team up with other nations, but there is a risk of betrayal. Alliances are at your own risk.

4. How often does the world border shrink?

The world border will be shrunken every other day to prevent the server from becoming stale and encourage more PVP battles.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy server you’ll ever find!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a horny image maker who will spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. And don’t even get us started on our VTuber/Hololive Koikatsu Card collection – it’s so massive, it’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MissionMasters Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate space explorer! After completing a top-secret mission, you’ll find yourself stranded at the outer border of the galaxy. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own spaceship out of blocks and embark on epic adventures to unknown planets. Who knows what kind of alien creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way? So come join us and show the universe who’s boss!

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HubbyForgotMyBigDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be ignored like this poor PhD student’s husband ignored her presentation! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, people who actually care about what you’re up to.

Unlike the husband in this story, our players are always eager to know what you’re working on and will support you every step of the way. Who needs a reminder when you have a whole community cheering you on?

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life assholes behind. Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

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ExerCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old exercise routines? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies! Trust us, your heart rate will be through the roof in no time. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasure chests that can only be found by doing squats in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? So come join us and get fit the Minecraft way!

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Pixelated Prestige

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Are you tired of boring old premium servers that everyone else is playing on? Well, look no further because our server is the new definition of premium! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as mounts, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server and become a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history. We have players who can build entire cities in a single day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing with creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those old premium servers behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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AsteroidCraft: Close Call Saturday

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN ASTEROIDS WANNA CHECK IT OUT! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, AN ASTEROID IS GONNA PASS CLOSE TO EARTH JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE MADNESS GOING ON IN OUR SERVER.

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE HEROBRIEN HIMSELF LIKES TO HANG OUT.

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER, THEN JOIN US NOW! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE EVEN ASTEROIDS CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF OUR SERVER!

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PuppyPanicCraft

adjustment, anxiety, coping, dog owners, emotions, Frustration, Happiness, life change, mental health, negative emotions, pet care, pet ownership, puppy, puppy training, puppyhood, PuppyPanicCraft, research, stress, study, Support, weariness

So, like, imagine this, right? You bring home a cute lil puppy in Minecraft, and suddenly your whole world is turned upside down. You’re like, “OMG, why did I do this? This puppy is driving me crazy!” But don’t worry, on our server, we got you covered.

Join our server and let all your puppy-related stress melt away. We have magical potions that make your virtual puppy behave like a perfect angel. No more anxiety, weariness, or frustration here, just pure puppy love and happiness.

Plus, on our server, you can build a giant doghouse that defies all laws of physics. Imagine a doghouse so big, it’s like a castle for your furry friend. And guess what? Your puppy can talk in this magical land. That’s right, your Minecraft puppy can hold a conversation with you about the meaning of life and the best way to mine diamonds.

So come on, join our server and experience the joy of having a virtual puppy without any of the real-life stress. It’s like therapy, but with more creepers and less crying. Let’s make Minecraft puppies great again!

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