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Touching Grass Minecraft Server

fresh air, GRASS, greenery, grounding, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, outdoor activities, outdoors, Peace, reconnecting, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, touching, touching grass, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	62	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Drades, Epic, KWAB, KWABDRADE, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Potions Brewed:	131	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	448901	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

IDGAFcraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t care less about, couldn’t care less if, couldn’t care less whether, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a toss, disinterest, Disregard, don’t give a fig, don’t give a hoot, IDGAFcraft, indifference, indifference towards, lack of concern, neglect, nonchalance, not bothered, not fussed about, unconcern, whats the point

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1207

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

Assassination, Beirut, blockbusters, boom, Commanders, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, IDF operation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, militant group, Military, OPERATIONs, regional instability, SECURITY, security operation, Terrorism, terrorism threat

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	622
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

ZenithMC.mcserver.us

Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3095	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	1438

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

play.cubywars.net:25577

Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Animals Bred:	127	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4801
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!