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Cosmetic Lifesteal
ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll
The Rules! ( = Applies to Discord | = Applies to Minecraft)
NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism
NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces
PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age
DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed
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Sarathos MC
Adventure, Arsenal, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Customization, Exploration, home, java, Lag-free, Perks, Pets, Rangos, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Server, Spanish, Survival, titles, Towny
Are you looking for a new server? Where there aren’t many players so you can enjoy it without lag? Then join our growing Spanish community and enjoy our incredible survival server, compatible with JAVA and BEDROCK, collect resources and build your home while you explore to improve your arsenal.
Our server offers reward boxes, ranks with exclusive perks, and a variety of cosmetics to customize your experience. From titles to adorable pets, there’s something for everyone.
We are just getting started and your participation would be invaluable. Join today and be part of this amazing adventure on this server that is just growing!
sarathos.vultam.host:25582

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Legit Spud Server: Not-quite-anarchy, Sort of Launched, 1.21, Struggle Bus, Cloth

block game, bus, cloth, Compatible, Create, ddos attacks, destroy, exploits, freedom, glitches, hacked clients, java edition, Lag Machines, Latest Version, launched, Legit, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Notquiteanarchy, Performance, rules, semi anarchy, Server, şort, Spud, Struggle

Authentic Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	July 18th, 2024
Type	Vanilla Anarchy
Server Version	1.21
Rules	No hacked clients or unfair advantage mods No glitches or exploits for unfair advantage No harm to server integrity No real life threats
IP Address	authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com

For more information, join the Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Authentic Vanilla?

Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy Minecraft server where pretty much anything is allowed except hacking or exploits. The world will never be reset and players have complete freedom.

2. What version is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 of Java Edition Minecraft.

3. What are the rules of the server?

The rules include no hacked clients, no unfair advantage mods, no glitches or exploits, no harm to server integrity, and no real life threats.

4. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP address authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com and for more information, join the Discord server.

CraftyFateMC Server
Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, Future Materials, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Server, summon
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Berserker in a summer theme park? Look no further! Our server is like Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, but with creepers instead of servants.
Join us for the Arctic Summer World event, where you can summon Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) and Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) to help you battle against Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman.
But that’s not all! Our server has insane drop rates for rare materials, like quartz and servant coins. Plus, our damage calculator will help you strategize like a master tactician.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, Master!

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Blockbuster Bucks Minecraft SMP
blockbuster, Bucks, Business, Entrepreneurship, finance, Greed, heisenberg, hustle, Investment, making money, Manufacturing, Minecraft, motivation, movies, opportunity, profit, Revenue, Riches, Risk, smp, success, wealth, Wolf of Wall Street
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Bored of building the same old dirt huts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to become the next Heisenberg or Wolf of Wall Street!
For just $3,600, you can get your hands on 12 ingredients and equipment needed to manufacture some serious in-game cash. With over $3,000,000 in revenue waiting for you, that’s nearly a x1000 return on investment! Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can be rolling in emeralds?
Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Minecraft mogul. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start making those virtual stacks of cash!

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CraftyCops Minecraft Server
Boyfriend, car crash, Community, consequences, CraftyCops, crime, family, Future, Guilt, high school, legal implications, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, Police, regret, relationships, Server, small town, snitching, theft, underage
🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns just like this crazy story!
🚗 Hop into our virtual world and become the ultimate getaway driver! Help your friends steal expensive cars, crash them into ditches, and escape the cops all while high on adventure!
👮‍♀️ But be careful, snitches get stitches! Will you be the hero who turns in your criminal boyfriend and his friends to the virtual police, or will you keep quiet and try to get away with the perfect virtual crime?
🤯 Experience the thrill of being called disloyal, evil, and a pig by your virtual community! Watch as your in-game relationships crumble before your eyes, all while trying to protect your virtual future.
🏝️ And if things get too intense, don’t worry! Take a break from the chaos and spend the summer on a virtual vacation with your virtual dad in a different state. Who knows what virtual adventures await you there!
Join our server now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and drama! Are you in or are you out? The choice is yours, but remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen! 😉

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HoneyDoNotDisturbMC
British Open, busy schedules, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, honey-do list, HoneyDoNotDisturbMC, household chores, parenting, pizza night, Prioritization, quality time, Relaxation, Resentment, self-care, stress, Time management, Understanding, video games, work-life balance, working spouse
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work, family, and chores? Look no further than our server! We know what it’s like to have a partner buried in work while you pick up the slack at home. Join us for a virtual escape where you can relax, unwind, and maybe even order some virtual pizza for dinner!
On our server, we understand the importance of taking a break and having some time to yourself. No need to worry about mowing virtual lawns or organizing virtual clothes for donation – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about fun, relaxation, and maybe a little bit of virtual housework if you’re feeling up to it.
So come join us and leave the real-life chores behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds while you’re at it! Remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is having a good time. See you there!

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IntimacyCraft SMP
Affection, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Companionship, deep conversation, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Empathy, intimacy without sex, IntimacyCraft, love languages, mutual understanding, non-sexual connection, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, quality time, shared experiences, smp, Support, trust building, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Join our server and experience non-stop chaos as players engage in epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs traditional forms of intimacy when you can bond with your fellow players over the shared experience of accidentally setting the entire forest on fire?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

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BadassCraft
achievement, AUDACIOUS, badass, badass accomplishment, badass achievement, badass adventure, badass experience, badass moment, badass story, BadassCraft, bold, brave, Courageous, Daring, DEFIANT, eXtraordinary, FEARLESS, Impressive.., memorable, remarkable, TOUGH
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! We once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a sneaky group of Endermen who used it as their own personal disco club. The craziest thing that ever happened on our server was when a player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command. So come join us and show off your badass skills – who knows what epic adventures await you!

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GroundhogCraft2020
climate action, climate adaptation, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate emergency, climate patterns, climate prediction, climate research, climate science, climate shift, climate solutions, climate trends, environmental impact, global warming, Groundhog day, GroundhogCraft2020, obsolete, weather prediction
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget all about Groundhog Day. u can build ur own lil world and make friends with all the animals. we have a secret underground club where u can party with the creepers and zombies. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. come join the madness and save the world from climate change by building a giant ice castle. let’s get crafty, baby!

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