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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

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PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

SchoolDramaBeGone Minecraft Server

child safety, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Values, financial struggles, Hunger, lunchtime, Minecraft, parental roles, parenting, principal meeting, school district, school lunches, SchoolDramaBeGone, Server, teacher involvement, theft, theft prevention, Understanding

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and caring for one another’s virtual lunches! 🍔🍎

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Join us and meet a community of players who understand the importance of a good meal, even in pixelated form! Our server is filled with players who are willing to pack an extra lunch for those in need, just like the dad in this story who packs two lunches for his daughter to share. 🥪

👩‍⚕️ Need a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape, just like the nurse mom who works night shifts and needs a little pick-me-up during the day. 💤

🏫 Explore our virtual world and discover the joys of teamwork and empathy, just like the dad who believes in helping others in need, even if it means sacrificing a lunch or two. 🤝

💥 So come on over and join our server, where the only stealing happening is players stealing hearts with their generosity and kindness! 💖 Who needs diamonds when you can have a community like this? 💎✨

BoomerCraft Dreamz

BoomerCraft, Boundaries, budgeting, career, dementia, dreamz, education, family, finance, forgiveness, frugality, Guilt, Inheritance, investing, last wish, MILLIONAIRE, parents, relationships, retirement dream, stock market, success, University

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🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this crazy family story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! 🌟

🤯 Imagine a world where your parents disappear, only to come back begging for money to fund their retirement cruise spree! Will you help them out or stand your ground like a boss? The choice is yours on our server! 🤑

😂 Play with other players who have equally insane stories to share, from unexpected encounters at the grocery store to family drama that rivals a soap opera! You’ll never have a dull moment on our server! 🤪

💰 And hey, who knows? Maybe you’ll become a Minecraft millionaire just like our OP became a real-life millionaire! The possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen! 💸

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post turned Minecraft server description! Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in-game! 🎮✨

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9428
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	835821	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dimension Hops:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4739	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2114

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

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ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

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