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Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!”

Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

MasTer Server Faction server Minecraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

The owner of the server “MasTer Faction Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MasTer2021.exaroton.me:14128

Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	173049
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Liam Payne couldn’t handle it? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that break out into dance parties when you trade with them, and a secret dungeon where you can challenge a boss named Steve-O who tells dad jokes while trying to defeat you. Plus, rumor has it that Liam Payne couldn’t handle the awesomeness and ended up suiciding in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

MaXXXine (2024) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding pigs into battle. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon to use as a mode of transportation. But be warned, our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on this epic adventure!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, starting a family is the ultimate goal!

Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.

We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.

So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.

Wait a second… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5178	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s burning questions like why do we have pain receptors for heat in the first place? Join us and explore our world filled with geothermal hot springs that are so rare, they make finding diamonds look like child’s play.

But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, rules this land with her army of husbands. If you can handle the madness, come join us for a wild ride!

Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.

But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!

Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Natty’s Achievable Body Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of being asked if your Minecraft body is achievable natty? Well, join our server and you can have the most ripped, shredded, and totally natty body in the game! Our virtual gym is equipped with pixelated dumbbells, protein shake dispensers, and even a sauna made out of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Show off your gains to all the other players and flex your way to the top of the leaderboard!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!

Best English Song Only in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have the ONLY EN gen song that’s in English, making it the best server by default. Trust us, it’s simple as that.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!