Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can claim your very own conservative waifu! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real goal here is to find your perfect pixelated partner. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding ceremony complete with virtual cake and pixelated confetti! So why wait? Join our server now and start your quest for love (or at least a good laugh)!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where toxicity is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is nice and helpful? Well, look no further because on our server, we take toxicity to a whole new level.
Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly insulted by other players, griefed by our dedicated team of trolls, and banned for no reason at all! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.
Our spawn area is a chaotic mess of lava, TNT, and mobs, just waiting to kill you as soon as you log in. And if you manage to survive long enough to build a base, don’t get too attached because it will be destroyed within minutes by our griefing squad.
But the real highlight of our server is the community. We have the most toxic players you will ever meet, constantly arguing, cursing, and trolling each other. It’s a never-ending cycle of drama and chaos that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner toxicity and let loose, then look no further. Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with a roommate who decides to renovate without permission? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected changes and drama.
Imagine logging in to find your virtual house completely transformed by a roommate who just couldn’t resist making improvements without consulting anyone. Will you call the virtual landlords to report the unauthorized renovations, or will you sit back and watch as the chaos unfolds?
With discounted virtual ceiling lights that are “way better” than the current ones and walls that magically extend to make room for everyone, this server is a rollercoaster of surprises. And who knows, maybe karma will come back to haunt those who act selfishly in the virtual world too.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as living with a roommate on a renovation rampage, join us now! Just make sure to keep an eye on your virtual room – you never know what changes might be coming your way.
Are you tired of your brother constantly crashing your car and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can lend your virtual car to anyone without worrying about repairs or insurance costs. Plus, if someone crashes it, you can just respawn it good as new! Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let your brother crash cars to his heart’s content, without any consequences!
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the Iron Dome of servers, ready to protect you from any creeper attack! Just like how Israel’s Iron Dome is ready to take on Hezbollah, our server is ready to take on any griefers trying to mess with your builds.
We got crazy mini-games like Creeper Dodgeball, where you gotta dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can show off your skills and take down your enemies like a boss.
So come join us and experience the ultimate protection and fun on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
ok so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma counterstrike u” and then BOOM they just start attacking russia from within their own borders. it’s like a real life game of minecraft, but with actual countries. so if u wanna experience the thrill of international conflict but in a blocky world, join our server now! we got explosions, we got alliances, we got betrayals, it’s like game of thrones but with creepers. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!
join our epic minecraft server where we actively try to get babies to burp, but as adults it’s considered rude. why? because we believe in equal burping rights for all ages! come join the burp revolution and show off your mad baby-burping skills.
we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? the choice is yours.
if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. it’s said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas who have a taste for human flesh. are you up for the challenge?
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those burping babies and power-hungry chickens!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!
Join us for the launch of CurlySMP and be one of the first to play on the server. The server is on version 1.20.1 and will remain this way for the foreseeable future.
We envision CurlySMP becoming a thriving community with a variety of player-chosen mods. There will be periodic resets to introduce new modpacks and keep the gameplay fresh.
Beginning Mods
Artifacts
Create
Framed Blocks
Iron Chests
Iron spells n spellbooks
Lootr
Simple Voice Chat
Drawers
Join Us Now
The server is currently open to all players and not whitelisted. Feel free to join the Discord community here.
FAQ
Are there any banned mods?
No, there are no banned mods on CurlySMP. However, griefing and malicious behavior are not allowed.
How often does the world border expand?
The world border expands weekly, allowing players to explore new areas and discover new mods.
