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CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchantments Applied:	97	Dragons Tamed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6276
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7439
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	174
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	8967	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!