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MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

Censorship, central america, Communication, communities, danger, Disappearances, Extinction, Facebook pages, Journalism, Journalists, local reporters, Media, MediaMinecraft, News, Nicaragua, press freedom, radio hosts, Regions, Reporting, Server, Threats, TV anchors, VanishingJournalists

Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server where journalists are on the verge of extinction in Nicaragua? well, this server is so lit that even the TV anchors and radio hosts have disappeared into thin air! like, imagine trying to report on the latest creeper attack and then poof, you’re gone!

Join this server for the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be the next journalist to vanish into the abyss. Will you survive long enough to uncover the mysteries of this strange land? Or will you become just another headline in the news feed of this chaotic world?

Dive into the madness and chaos of this server, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block could be your last. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and join the ranks of the missing journalists? Only one way to find out, join now!

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PixelPollution429

#sustainability, 2 million years, atmospheric concentration, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, earth’s history, Emissions, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, Highest, industrialization, May 2025, PixelPollution429, Pollution, ppm, record levels, scientific research

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got carbon dioxide emissions hitting 429.6 ppm in May 2025, like the highest in over 2 million years!!! that’s right, we got that exclusive air quality for all our players, you won’t find that anywhere else, fam.

imagine mining for diamonds while wearing a gas mask, dodging toxic clouds of carbon dioxide like a pro. it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies, so much fun!

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the air is literally trying to kill you. who needs oxygen when you got diamonds, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and show off your skills in the most polluted minecraft world ever!

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No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

arrival time, Commute, destination time, Driving, driving habits, Infinite, Journey, Limit, punctuality, road rules, road safety, road trip, SPEED, speed limit, speed regulations, Time, time calculation, time constraints, time estimation, Time management, traffic, Transportation, travel, Travel Planning

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re driving in your car, obeying all the rules of the road like a good citizen. But, like, no matter how fast you go, there’s always gonna be, like, a minimum time to get to where you’re going. It’s, like, a rule or something.

But, get this, the maximum time? It could, like, go on forever, man. You could be driving for, like, eternity and never reach your destination. It’s, like, a never-ending road trip, dude.

So, like, if you’re into that whole infinite driving thing, you should totally join our Minecraft server. We’ve got, like, roads that go on forever and ever. It’s, like, a never-ending adventure, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. You never know what you’re gonna find around the next corner.

So, come on and join us. It’s gonna be a wild ride, man. You won’t regret it.

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BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration

2014, ballot, BlockyVote, California, California residents, CaliIncarceration, census tracts, civic engagement, Community, criminal justice reform, demographics, higher incarceration rates, Impact, people, prison population, Prop 47, Social Issues, State, turnout, Voting, voting behavior, voting rates

come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history!

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Crafted Survival

Active players, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Friendly, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land Claim, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, Survival, Tpa, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, World Map

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features

Land Claiming

Shopping District

Homes and TPA

Live World Map

Mob Heads

One Player Sleep

Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting

Active Player Base

https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

IP Address: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We look forward to having you on our server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land by using our land claiming feature. Simply follow the instructions in-game to claim your desired area.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is not allowed on our server to ensure a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

Q: How can I get ranked on the server?

A: Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and engage with the community, the higher your rank will be.

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Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, below zero, bundle up, chilly, chilly weather, cold alert, cold snap, cold weather, extreme cold, Freezing, freezing cold, Frigid, frosty, ICY, Realm, stay warm, subzero temperatures, weather update, Winter, winter advisory, winter warning, winter weather

Yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this: it’s colder than a polar bear’s toenails outside, but guess what? Our Minecraft server is LIT AF and will warm you up faster than a flaming hot Cheeto in a microwave! Join us for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a squirrel on a double shot of espresso! Don’t be a square, join our server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime!

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LoanCraft Minecraft Server

college degree, college tuition, community college, complaining, DEBT, Divorce, family dynamics, federal loans, financial burden, ill informed, LoanCraft, loans, Minecraft, parents, personal finance, sallie mae, Server, Siblings, stress, student loans, unfair situation, ungrateful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and join a community of players who understand your struggles!

Join us and build your dream world, where college tuition is paid for by magical unicorns and loans are repaid with diamonds. Our server is a place where siblings never borrow money from each other and parents always communicate openly about financial matters.

Don’t worry about signing up for loans here, because in our virtual world, education is free and debt is just a myth. Explore our server and discover a land where fairness reigns and stress melts away like snow in the Nether.

So come on in and leave your real-life worries behind. Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where loans are a thing of the past and unicorns roam free. See you in the game!

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VegasCraftBash

bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaids, celebration, Chip and Dales, compromise, decision, disagreement, Drinking, family, gambling, groomsmen, in-law family, ISOLATED, maid of honour, sister, Support, trip, Understanding, Vegas, VegasCraftBash

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a Vegas trip with a disapproving sister and her jealous boyfriend? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life wedding woes.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No need to worry about family feuds or bridesmaid betrayals here – just good old-fashioned fun in a blocky world.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs Vegas when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft pals? Plus, we promise there won’t be any Chip and Dales – unless you count the pixelated chickens roaming around.

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FeelingCraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, Contentment, DELIGHT, ecstasy, elation, euphoria, experienced, FeelingCraft, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, overwhelming emotion, Peace, peak experience, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, unforgettable moment

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

First off, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton DJ. It’s lit, fam.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We have llamas that can juggle, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a farm on steroids, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret treasure hunt with clues hidden in the clouds, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends for bragging rights.

So, if you want to experience the best feeling ever, join our Minecraft SMP server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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OopsCraft

awkward, blooper, blunder, clumsy, EMBARRASSING, error, Fail, faux pas, Gaffe, Goof, mishap, misstep, mistake, MISTAKES, OopsCraft, oversight, regret, regretful, regrets, screw-up, slip-up

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a house out of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff thinking it was a horse. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server – just be prepared for some epic “I fucked up” moments that will have you laughing for days!

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Features
Land Claiming
Shopping District
Homes and TPA
Live World Map
Mob Heads
One Player Sleep
Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

Q: How can I get ranked on the server?