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  • Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, fellow block munchers! Are you tired of your mundane Minecraft life that looks like it was built by a toddler on a sugar rush? WELL, buckle up, because this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server! Forget the standard snooze-fests—you’re about to enter the wildest realm where you can be the literal amusement park worker of your MINE-dreams (pun totally intended).

    So, like, imagine you’re chilling in a place where guests ride roller coasters made from diamonds and also somtimes cooked chicken because this is a server that defies all logic! 🤯 Yes, I mean you’ll encounter people who think they can tame a creeper and ride it like a horse. TRUE STORY. Last week, I saw some guy put a saddle on a pig while trying to convince it to do a barrel roll. Long story short, it didn’t end well… for him.

    Wanna hear about the time someone tried to craft a cake out of obsidian and ended up with a black hole that sucked in the entire server? Whhhaaat?! Yeah, that happened!!! The poor mod just sat there like “Whaaaaat do?” while everything sucked into void—literally! It was like Thanos snapped but in block form! (no one really likes talking about that day bc it was tragic but also LOL).

    Oh, and don’t get me started on the epic game of hide and seek that accidentally turned into full-on PvP when someone mistook a cobblestone castle for hideout! I mean who needs swords when you have a suspiciously placed cake? People were smashing every slice just to find out where Gary was hiding! Gary, the best hider, who is now, like, living in the nether because the “mobsofSaddness” chased him down for being too good at hiding.

    And like, there are rumors that if you dig straight down at spawn, you might fall into an alternate dimension that’s FULL of llamas wearing tiny hats and they will enroll you in a secret llama fraternity where your only job is to craft the best puns. Who doesn’t want that kind of lifestyle? Llama jokes and free hats? Count me in! 🦙💖

    So, get off your lazy blocky butts and join this server NOW! Or else, you’ll be destined to play on servers with those boring peeps who think they’re “pro” because they can build a 5-star hotel but can’t even survive a mild zombie apocalypse. I mean, c’mon, how boring can you be? 😜

    In conclusion, if you want mad capers, zany adventures, and a very slim chance of being sucked into a black hole or interrogated by sentient llamas, this is the place for you! Join today, or forever be haunted by my righteous Minecraft ghost. BOO! 👻

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHY Minecraft server

    ..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHY Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    d6.ngtime.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OwlMines

    OwlMines

    New Minecraft Servers

    A SkyMining Server. We love interacting with our players, and are currently making new levels for the server. We are still in the early stage of building the server, and we would love if you joined to support!

    play.owlmines.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Imperial Network

    Imperial Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Imperial Network! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, BedWars, SkyWars and more! Please read below for more information.

    Server IP: mc.imperialnetwork.net Discord: https://discord.gg/imperialnetwork Website: https://imperialnetwork.net/

    We host a wide variety of servers of the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.8.X –> Latest [1.19.X+]. Our servers are full of custom content to keep you busy for hours and are hosted with ZERO LAG. Come to us today!

    mc.imperialnetwork.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slown

    Slown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey

    Slown.eu is a new rising citybuild/freebuild server. We offer you:– Citybuild– FreebuildAnd we can also offer you the following: an adult, competent admin team and a nice, open community. Many extra modes will follow such as: B. CityBuild You can get more detailed information from us on Twitter or TikTok, but if you would like to get involved now, please get in touch in our forum/TeamSpeak.Our server is German oriented. Please remember that other players can destroy your buildings in Freebuild and you will lose everything if you die. You can store your valuable items in your backpacks, which can be accessed with /bp.You can fight against each other in the arena in peace. Our server has enough GB of RAM, so laggs shouldn’t be a problem for now There are currently voting rewards, and we are also waiting for your feedback on these rewards. Our vote reward system is already implemented in the game. The vote rewards in Citybuild consist of coins and vote keys. On Citybuild, after 50 votes, everyone also receives 1x vote key, 1x event key, 1x block key. On Freebuild you get items such as diamonds, XP bottles and coins . We are also currently looking for some motivated team members likeE.g. Contents and Builders You can apply in our forum.So if you’re interested in a server with lots of great events and a great community that’s happy to help you with your problems, then please take a look Our server is over, great innovations await you that YOU have never seen before!As already teased above, you are welcome to check out our social media, where we will always keep you up to date when there is something new or an event is coming up. You are welcome to join our Discord, where weekly events also take place where you can win ranks/coins or items.

    45.88.110.95:41589

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP