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SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1867	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4471	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8147	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!