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Santa’s Slim Server

body diversity, body image, body positivity, christmas, Christmas spirit, compassion, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fat stigma, holiday season, Kindness, love yourself, no judgment, overweight, plus size Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Claus is not skinny, Santa’s appearance, Santa’s weight, Santas, self love, Server, slim

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

CancerCraft: DNA Detectives

Accuracy, cancer detection, cancer research, cancer screening, CancerCraft, circulating tumor DNA, ctDNA, DETECTIVES, diagnostic tools, Dna, DNA sequencing, early detection, healthcare innovation, liquid biopsy, machine learning, medical technology, oncology, patient blood tests, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, sensitivity, tumor markers, ultrasensitive

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mines Excavated:	2972

join dis epic minecraft server and spot grieferz earlier than standard methods!! our ultra sensitive liquid biopsy tech can detect trolls and griefers before they even start griefing!! we trained a machine learning model to sniff out circulating troll DNA (ctTroll) based on player data, with crazy high sensitivity and accuracy. join now and never worry about griefers ruining your builds again!! #NoMoreGriefers #MinecraftDetectives #JoinTheInsanity

Hotdog Water: Where the only thing hardcore is our toppings! Voted for resets!

Active, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, java, Players, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, stealing, Survival, toppings, Updates, Vanilla, voted, Water, Website

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	772	Secret Passages Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Features	Vote for resets on Discord, No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Is griefing and stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server.
Are there any land protection features?	No, there are no land claim or protection features on the server.
How can I reset the server?	You can vote for resets on the Discord server.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, book recommendation, book review, Conspiracy, crime, Deception, detective, hidden identity, intriguing characters, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 198597554, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspenseful plot, Thriller, thriller novel, unexpected twists.

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive chicken dance-off to determine who will be crowned the ultimate poultry champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunt where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding sheep to find the coveted diamond loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

HungryCraft Minecraft Server

Architecture, budapest, Central Europe, Danube River, eastern europe, Europe, European country, folklore, goulash, historical sites, hungarian cuisine, Hungarian culture, hungarian history, hungarian language, Hungary, HungryCraft, Minecraft, paprika, Server, thermal baths, Tourist Destination, traditional music, travel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6546	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it will make you feel like you’re in the Hunger Games!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you strutting around the server, clucking and pecking at everything in sight.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

CakeRageCraft

alzheimer’s, anger, Argument, baking, Birthday, Cake, CakeRageCraft, Communication, devastation, diet, family, forgiveness, grandmother, health, love, overreacting, Passion, relationship, Support, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can bake to your heart’s content without fear of someone throwing out your creations? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all bakers, no matter how sugary your treats may be.

Join us and let your creativity run wild, just like the OP’s passion for baking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma to bake for on her special day!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can bake without judgment. Join our server now and let the drama begin!

NarratorSteve’s Minecraft Server

character analysis, creativity, dream, FANTASY, hypothetical, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, imagination, inner monologue, inner thoughts, introspection, introspective thinking, life narration, Minecraft, narrator, NarratorSteves, personal narrative, Reflection, self reflection, Server, storytelling, storytelling perspective

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7115
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: as you mine for diamonds, you’ll hear Morgan Freeman’s soothing voice narrating your every move. “And here we have a brave adventurer digging deep into the earth in search of precious gems. Will they strike it rich or be met with a creeper’s explosive demise? Only time will tell.”

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas every time you log in. That’s right, llamas with angelic voices serenading you as you embark on your pixelated adventures. Who wouldn’t want that kind of welcome?

And if you’re lucky, you may stumble upon a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Legend has it that they bust out some killer moves whenever someone enters their domain. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove with the undead!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!

MineCraftMishaps

Adversity, building character, Challenges, Character building, emotional resilience., facing fears, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, MineCraftMishaps, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength, transformative experiences

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5411
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the ultimate character-building hardship – trying to survive in a world where every block is made of cheese! That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through a land of cheddar, gouda, and even stinky blue cheese to build your empire.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to be buried deep within the depths of the Cheese Mines. Will you be brave enough to face the dangers and claim this epic prize?

So come on, join our server today and experience the wackiest, cheesiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the secret cheese society that has been hiding in plain sight all along. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

RadarRaid Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, foreign policy, Gulf of Aden, Houthi, international relations, Maritime, merchant sailor, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, military response, Minecraft, missing person, navigation, radar sites, RadarRaid, search and rescue, SECURITY, Server, us military, Yemen

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and adventure, when BAM! you get abducted by aliens or something. but fear not, brave adventurer, because on our server, we have a secret alliance with the US military who will swoop in and take out those pesky radar sites in Yemen to rescue you. join now for the most epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life! #aliensarescaredofus #yeehawpirates #radarsitesareforlosers

UkraineCraft: $1.5B Energy Boost!

1.5B, Assistance Funding, Biden administration, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, emergency aid, ENERGY, financial support, foreign policy, global assistance, harris, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, Peacekeeping Initiatives, Political Support, relief efforts, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US Energy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you know? we got over $1.5 billion in energy and humanitarian aid for Ukraine, like, who does that in Minecraft? we’re all about helping out and spreading good vibes, man. join us and be part of something epic, like seriously epic. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, like, for real. come join the fun and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. peace out, homies!