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NoLoansMC – Minecraft Server

Apology, bills, borrowing money, Boyfriend, DEBT, Expenses, family dynamics, financial support, full-time job, groceries, Help, law school, Minecraft, NoLoansMC, outstanding debt, parents, Repayment, savings, Server, silent treatment, tuition, vacation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7515
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only debt you have to worry about is how many diamonds you owe your friend for that enchanted pickaxe!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and battle mobs with your friends. And the best part? There’s no silent treatment or rude behavior here – just good old-fashioned fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs to apologize when you can be the king or queen of your own virtual realm?

CraftyHub – LiarLair

accusations, ANECDOTES, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DAUGHTER, ex wife, family time, Gaslighting, Honesty, intelligence, LiarLair, lying.., Manipulation, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationship, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of a husband who constantly exaggerates his daughter’s intelligence to impress everyone. Will the wife call him out on his lies? Will the ex-wife use this as ammunition to mock him? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else! Join our server now and experience the drama unfold in real-time!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

appreciation, brighten, daily delights, Day, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, gratefulness, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, little moments, Minecraft, mood booster, positive energy, positivity, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smp, Sunshine, TinyJoy, unexpected surprises

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4632
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of stumbling upon a diamond block while digging for dirt! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret loot that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a soft spot for players who bring her cake. So if you want to befriend a dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft sugar daddy, join us now!

ComplimentCraft

ComplimentCraft, deep appreciation, deep compliment, genuine compliment, genuine recognition, heartfelt compliment, heartfelt praise, heartfelt words, impactful compliment, impactful words, meaningful compliment, meaningful feedback, meaningful recognition, significant acknowledgment, significant compliment, sincere appreciation, sincere compliment, thoughtful compliment, thoughtful recognition, touching compliment, touching feedback

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “good job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of compliments that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a voice booms through your headset, “Wow, your pickaxe skills are out of this world! I bet you could mine diamonds blindfolded!” Or maybe you’re building a castle and someone shouts, “Your construction skills are so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!”

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just receive the most meaningful compliment of your life. Imagine logging in one day to find a message that reads, “Your ability to place blocks in a straight line is truly awe-inspiring. You are a beacon of hope in this blocky world.”

So why wait? Join our server now for compliments that will make you question if you’re really playing Minecraft or living in a parallel universe where compliments are the currency of the land. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most compliment-filled Minecraft experience of your life!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Army, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, conscripts, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Europe, families, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, mercy, Military, Minecraft, Russian, Server, soldiers, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	273	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

hey u, yeah u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of a crazy war zone in ukraine! but wait, there’s more! u look around and see families of north russian conscripts crying for mercy! it’s like a real life drama unfolding right before ur eyes! join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience of ur life! u won’t regret it, i promise!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fair talks, geopolitical tactics, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, Moscow, Négotiation, offensive, peace talks, political maneuvering, provocation, russia, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, just like Ukraine trying to draw Moscow into ‘fair talks’, but in Minecraft! we got crazy PvP battles, epic raids, and alliances forming faster than you can say “I love creepers!” join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in Minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and show everyone your epic Minecraft skills, because on this server, anything goes!

PetSpeakCraft

Animal intelligence, Animals, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional connection, Empathy, human-animal bond, intelligence, Language, loyalty, nonverbal communication, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet training, Pets, PetSpeakCraft, relationships, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4588
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the pets are the true rulers! forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you will be assigned a pet companion who will do all the hard work for you! these pets are super intelligent and can understand your commands better than your own mom!

imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken or having a pack of wolves do your bidding as you conquer the land. our pets are not just cute little animals, they are fierce warriors ready to fight by your side.

but be warned, these pets have minds of their own and may rebel against you if you don’t treat them right. so make sure to shower them with love and treats to keep them on your side.

join our server now and experience the wildest adventures with your furry, feathered, or scaly companions! who needs friends when you have pets like these?

BiasedCraft: Where Quality Imbalances are a Feature, Not a Bug

batch effects, BiasedCraft, biases, bug, data accuracy, data analysis, data cleaning, data consistency, data integrity, data normalization, data preprocessing, data quality, data quality control, data validation, downstream analysis, Feature, hidden biases, imbalances, negative impacts, publicly available datasets, Quality, quality imbalance, RNA-seq, RNA-Sequencing, survey

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ores Mined:	854	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your RNA-seq data but in block form? well, this server is like that but on steroids, man. like, there are hidden quality biases that can mess up your gameplay just like batch effects mess up your analysis, you feel me?

we did a survery and found out that over 30% of other servers out there have a quality imbalance, but not this one, bro. we keep it real and balanced, just like your favorite protein shake.

join us and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get blocky! 🤪🔥🎮

Vanilla friendly modded bedrock realm for those who like their Minecraft like they like their ice cream

bedrock, cream, Friendly, Ice, Minecraft, Minecraft Server Modded Bedrock Realm Environment Gameplay Discord Rules Info Join Hackers Cheaters Toxic Rude Friendly Semi-vanilla Community Plugins Survival, Modded, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	862
Players Killed by Monsters:	2247	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
The mods include stuff that make the environment around you look better and stuff that makes your gameplay better overall. Once you join the Discord server, all the information will be provided here. The rules are not too strict, and everybody is allowed to join except for hackers, cheaters, or toxic/rude people.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the Discord server here.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	The main rules include no hacking, cheating, or toxic behavior. Make sure to read the guidelines provided in the Discord server for more information.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are allowed to invite your friends to join the server as long as they also abide by the rules and guidelines set in place.

PRÖÖÖÖH !!! Minecraft Server

animal noise, animal sound, attention grabbing noise, attention grabbing sound, attention seeking noise, attention seeking sound, comedic sound, comical noise, exaggerated animal sound, exaggerated noise, exaggerated sound, funny noise, funny sound, humorous sound, loud noise, Minecraft, playful noise, playful sound, PRÖÖÖÖH, Server, silly noise

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are so awesome, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. And that’s not all – our server is so epic, the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so full of surprises, one time a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover the entrance to the mythical Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fire-resistant tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. PRÖÖÖÖH !!!