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SoccerCraft SMP: Kickin’ it with the Crew in the Morning

Afternoon, CREW, Evening, evening sports, kickin, Kino, morning, morning sports, night, nighttime surfing, olympic games, olympics, Olympics kino, smp, SoccerCraft, sports, sports activities, sports events, sports in the afternoon, sports in the evening, sports in the morning, ßürf, surf at night

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Votes:	2634
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Olympics on steroids! We have sports in the morning, sports in the afternoon, and even sports in the evening. And when the sun goes down, you can catch some sick waves and surf at night like a pro!

But that’s not all, our server is so intense that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve formed their own competitive sports team and are challenging players to epic battles of dodgeball with exploding balls. Who knew creepers had such good aim?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, sweating, and crying (from all the fun, of course), then join us today and experience the craziest and most exhilarating server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to stretch before logging on, because things are about to get wild!

BabyBlockParty

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, baby handling, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dinner outing, dinner plans, family, family dynamics, family time, newborn, parenting, partner support, postpartum, public nursing, sanity, social anxiety, Vaccinations

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of baby handling adventures and boundary-setting drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Exclusive breastfeeding? No problem! Our server understands the struggle of finding time to pump and stash milk. Plus, our virtual babies never get fussy when you use bottles – no burping needed! 2. Uncomfortable nursing in public? We got you covered! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can nurse your virtual baby in peace, without worrying about creepy strangers watching. 3. Postpartum anxiety? Don’t worry, our virtual babies are up to date on all their vaccinations. Plus, they never have meltdowns in public – it’s all smooth sailing here! 4. Need a break from shouldering all the baby handling? Join our server and let your partner take care of the virtual baby for once. It’s a team effort here!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate virtual parenting adventure. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos in the virtual world?

BlockyBreakupBay

BlockyBreakupBay, Breakup, Closure, closure advice, closure conversation, closure letter, closure message, closure quotes, closure therapy, closure thoughts, Communication, ex girlfriend, forgiveness, Goodbye, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, relationships

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of your ex-girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your pent-up frustrations in a virtual world where you can build a giant statue of her and then blow it up with TNT! Let out all your anger and resentment in a healthy and explosive way. Plus, our community is full of players who have been through similar heartbreaks and can offer you support and advice on how to move on. So why wallow in sadness when you can blow stuff up instead? Join our server now and let the healing begin!

RailwayRuckusCraft

activism, activist arrested, arrest, criminal activity, criminal charges, extremism, French police, law enforcement, new incident, olympics, phone lines, Police investigation, political activism, pre-Olympics, protest, Public Safety, railway sabotage, RailwayRuckusCraft, sabotage, telecommunications disruption, ultra-left activist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9954
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the french police are getting involved! we got this ultra-left activist causing chaos and sabotaging railways like it’s their day job. but wait, there’s more! now they’re messing with phone lines too! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. join us for all the drama and excitement, you won’t regret it! come be a part of the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans we have in store for you. trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

Loot-n-Scoot Eatery

5-second rule, Behavior, cleaning habits, cleanliness, dropped food, eatery, eating habits, Etiquette, food consumption, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, germs, habits, health, hygiene, kitchen cleanliness, LootnScoot, Manners, personal hygiene, picking up food, sanitation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	7815
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

this minecraft server is like a magical land where u can pick up and eat dropped food and no one will judge u cuz it shows ur cleaning habits are on point! join us if u wanna show off ur mad cleaning skills while munching on some virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that if u eat enough dropped food, u unlock a secret level where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and show off ur cleaning and eating skills like never before!

CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds

addiction, Behavior, borderline personality traits, brain connectivity, brain function, cocaine use disorder, CocaineCraft, cognitive function, disruptions, emotional processing, IMPULSIVE, impulsiveness, impulsivity, Males, mental health, Minds.., neurology, neuroscience, personality disorders, psychological research, research, self-regulation, substance abuse

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner craziness and build the most epic creations ever? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even believe it!

join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.

come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!

Blossom Server

active community, Adventure, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, camaraderie, challenging environment, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Cross-Play, Earth, Exciting Discoveries, Exploration, Features, friendly community, Journey, Minecraft, Resources, Structures, Survival, Unforgettable adventure, Updates

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	5511	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to Blossom Server!

Dive into a unique survival experience on Blossom Server, where every adventure is a fresh bloom waiting to be discovered. Our enhanced world generation ensures breathtaking landscapes and hidden treasures around every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or new to the wilds of Minecraft, Blossom Server offers a welcoming community and a vibrant world that evolves with you.

Features:

– Improved World Generation: Explore stunning, custom-crafted terrains with diverse biomes, unique structures, and endless opportunities for exploration. – True Survival Experience: Gather resources, build your base, and thrive in a challenging environment that stays true to the essence of survival gameplay. – Community Focus: Join a friendly and active community where collaboration and camaraderie make every journey enjoyable. – Regular Updates: Enjoy fresh content and new features regularly, ensuring there’s always something exciting to discover. Join us on Blossom Server and embark on an unforgettable survival adventure today!

147.185.221.20:29893

Tomoso Junior High School

data pack, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, smp, Survival, Tomoso Junior High School, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1056
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Tomoso SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server for people who enjoy the simpler side of Minecraft. We only use a select amount of data pack that adapt the standard Minecraft experience to be more suited to multiplayer.

Tomoso.mcserver.ws

Sphinx, a plus 13, voice-chat, origins, smp || will re-open in a few days

a plus 13, Adultserver, Bedwars, Community, Discord, Faction Pvp, Griefprevention, Javaedition, Lore, Loresmp, Modded, Modified, Noclaims, Nolag, Open, Origins, Originsmod, Plus13, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Semianarchy, smp, Sphinx, Streamers, Survival, Towns, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Voicechat, War, Whitelist, Youtubers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

SphInx

−–—a plus 13, voice-chat, origins, smp—–−

Hello stranger, I’m Fox, the owner of Sphinx, and I have been so for around 4 years now.

Sphinx was recently mass griefed, and we’re now getting her back on her feet. If you wish to be a part of this new chapter you’re incredibly welcome, the server is filled with amazing strong-minded different people and I’m sure you can find your place here.

Here’s a bit of information about the server so you can judge if it is something for you:

– the player base is majorly between 15- and 20 years old, we do not accept anyone below the age of 13.

– the server uses a voice-chat mod (proximity-voice-chat) to make communication fluent between members and keep it lively.

– the server had 2000 members but does now have 200, caused by the griefing of the discord (mass banning by admins)

– We have the mod called “Origins” but other than that we’re close to vanilla, this means we do not have mods like Claims

– As for the origins on the server, we have 20 of them, all tested to keep within the same style and make sure nothing is too OP.

– The rules allow a lot of fighting before staff intervenes, as the server is meant to appeal both to those who do and don’t enjoy pvp.

Discord link:

https://discord.gg/q3t6KctzFn

Welcome, and thank you for joining!

136.243.36.97:25881

Crazy Crescenta: The Semi-Vanilla Roleplay Nation! Bluemap Edition!

3D map, age 13+, Biomes, Bluemap, Colonization, crazy, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, dynamic, Edition, Exploration, Features, generation, java, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Semivanilla, SETTLEMENT, smp, Towny, Version 1.21., voice chat, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Here’s some of our features:

Long lasting worlds! Our strategies allow for there to be endless new content for both old and new players alike!
Custom world generation with server-side packs!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat for in-game communication
Balancing tweaks to keep the economy stable
Various flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, GSit, armor trims, and more

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We request players to be 13 years or older due to our community Discord policy.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas and situations.
Are there any banned items?	Yes, we have a list of banned items to maintain gameplay balance.
How do I join a town or nation?	You can join a town by contacting the town leaders or using our in-game systems.
Is there a resource scarcity on the server?	We have balancing tweaks to prevent resource scarcity and keep the economy stable.