funny but scary Minecraft Servers

funny but scary Minecraft Servers

  • NightmareCraft: Where even your dreams are pixelated and creepily hilarious!

    NightmareCraft: Where even your dreams are pixelated and creepily hilarious!
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 374
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 601996 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ores Mined: 6963 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

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    Join our Minecraft server and never have a nightmare again! Our virtual world is so enchanting that even your dreams will be jealous. Say goodbye to schizophrenia and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? Trust us, your dreams will thank you for joining our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gigi’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Gigi’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6665
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have Sandalphon upskirting events that will blow your mind. Who knew Sandalphon could be so scandalous?

    2. Our latest and upcoming events are straight out of a fantasy world, just like Granblue Fantasy: Relink. Get ready for some mind-blowing adventures!

    3. Monetization Relay on Sundays will have you questioning reality. Who knew making money could be so fun?

    4. Tanabata Date Voice Pack 2024 will transport you to a whole new dimension. Get ready to fall in love with the voices of our virtual stars!

    5. Crab Game with HoloEN will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew crabs could be so entertaining?

    6. Hitomania Cover and ABOVE BELOW songs will have you dancing in your seat. Get ready to groove to some epic tunes!

    7. Our debut lore video will have you on the edge of your seat. Get ready for a story that will leave you speechless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, #rkggk for all your artsy needs and #LFGIGI for all the live action. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    BlockyLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5933
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We’ve got red flags flying left and right, but don’t worry, they’re all made of wool and easily avoidable. Join us for a chance to find love, or at the very least, a diamond sword to protect yourself from any heartbreak. Who needs therapy when you can just mine your feelings away?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveLand

    BlockyLoveLand
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 356
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Runes Activated: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Farms Harvested: 198 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blood pumping? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Imagine a world where creepers wear lingerie, skeletons do a seductive dance, and zombies… well, let’s just say they’re not the only ones hungry for brains! Join us for a truly unique and steamy Minecraft experience that will leave you begging for more. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to unleash your inner kinkiness and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy

    MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 5662
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!

    why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?

    so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys!

    MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6464
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 965
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys Minecraft Server!

    Hi there! We are The MvM Boys, an Australian/New Zealander group of die-hard Team Fortress 2 fans who love the cooperative gamemode, Mann Vs Machine!

    We decided to venture out into new grounds, and host our very own PUBLIC Minecraft Server!What’s on offer?

    We have a handful of worlds to choose from, being our Survival SMP world, a Creative Plot world and our Duelling 1v1 Arena!

    We have a few choice selection of plugins too, including McMMO, a full EssentialsX Economy to trade with other players, GriefPrevention to protect your land, and even support for the VoiceChat mod! You can download our OPTIONAL modpack with VoiceChat here!

    Our Survival world even has custom terrain generation, thanks to the Terralith, Nullscape and Structory datapacks!

    We have enabled the BlazesAndCaves Advancement Pack so players have more advancements to work towards while playing!What about ranks?All ranks on our server are completely free, and earnt with playtime!

    Our ranks perks are as such –

    Newbie – Default rank
    2 Creative Plot
    1 /sethome
    Member – Earnt at 5 hours of playtime
    4 Creative Plots
    2 /sethomes
    Builder – Earnt at 50 hours of playtime
    6 Creative Plots
    3 /sethomes
    Regular – Earnt at 200 hours of playtime
    8 Creative Plots
    4 /sethomes
    Ability to /nick
    Flexing status!
    Anything else notable?

    We are a LGBTQI+ friendly group of gamers, so please respect your fellow person! You will swiftly be removed from our community should this be violated, please be nice.
    Elytras are banned in the Overworld, while still being enabled in the Nether and The End. This was a choice voted upon by our players, to promote more traditional Overworld travel utilizing horses and even minecart railways.

    mc.bvm.lol

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  • Starbound SMP: Where semi-vanilla means we added a sprinkle of cosmic flavor!

    Starbound SMP: Where semi-vanilla means we added a sprinkle of cosmic flavor!
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4402
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    🌌 Starbound Minecraft Server 🌌

    Server Features
    Economy System: Build your wealth and trade with other players. Our balanced economy ensures that everyone has a fair chance to prosper!
    Crates: Unlock exciting rewards with our crate system! Earn keys through gameplay, events, and challenges to discover rare and valuable items.
    Grief Prevention: Establish your own town, join forces with other players, and create thriving communities. Protect your land, collaborate on projects, and rise to prominence.
    Small, Close-Knit Community: We pride ourselves on fostering a welcoming and easy-going environment. Here, you’re not just another player—you’re part of the family.
    Events and Competitions: Participate in regular events and competitions that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Win amazing prizes and show off your skills!

    Join Our Community

    At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

    Connect with Us

    Server IP play.mcstarbound.us
    Server Version 1.21
    Discord Join Our Discord! (Join us for updates, support, and to meet fellow players!)

    Come explore the universe with us and make new friends along the way. See you among the stars!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server open for all players? Yes, the server is open to all players. We welcome everyone to join our community!
    How can I participate in events and competitions? Events and competitions are announced in our Discord server. Stay tuned for announcements and join in the fun!
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? We have a set of rules that promote a positive and respectful gaming environment. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.

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  • ””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

    ””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4947
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Towns Built: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

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    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

    SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4812
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

    FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5504
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Potions Brewed: 193
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

    So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

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  • ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

    ExGFpaintingGoneLOL
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5661
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Alien Abductions: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

    And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

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