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DustBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of absolute chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants you unlimited power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, WTF-inducing Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyMcCraftFace: The Adventures of ‘/HiRyS/’

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, 3D Acrylic, Adventures, archives, Brazilians, British, channel, cheebs, Connect the World MV, covers, CraftyMcCraftFace, cute IRyS pictures, devil cover, HiRyS, HoloFES 5 non random merch, HoneyWorks Covers, irys, IRyS Status, Karaoke, karaokeRyS, KimonoRyS rerun, Milestones, OMOCAT Merch, Originals, Previous thread, SCs, Snow Halation Cover, SodaRyS Cover, Starter Merch, story time, STREAM CAPTURE THE MOMENT, STREAM CHIKYUU SAIGO NO KOKUHAKU WO, STREAM GRAVITY, STREAM IDOLRyS, STREAM KYOUFUU ALL BACKRyS, STREAM MOMENT OF MY LIFE, STREAM ONE STEP AT A TIME, STREAM QUARTER BRAVERY, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with karaoke nights, devil covers that will make you question reality, and streams that will have you doing backflips for cheebs!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snow Halation covers that will melt your heart, SodaRyS covers that will quench your thirst, and Gravity streams that will defy the laws of physics!

And don’t even get me started on our merch collection – from holographic Valentines goodies to plushies that will make you squeal with joy, we’ve got it all!

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have karaokeRyS and cheebs galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join today!

Minewool Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, Pixelart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Treasure hunt

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Hypixel	Minewool Network
Large player base	No premium server
Wide variety of game modes	Exclusive maps and game modes
Regular updates and events	High-performance server hosting
Premium features available	Lag-free gaming experience

FAQ:

1. Can I play on Hypixel without a premium account? – No, Hypixel is a premium Minecraft server and requires a paid account to access. – Yes, Minewool Network is a no premium server where all players can join and enjoy the games.

2. Are there exclusive maps on Hypixel? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and maps, including some exclusive ones. – Minewool Network provides exclusive maps and game modes for a unique gameplay experience.

3. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel is known for its large player base, with thousands of players online at any given time. – Minewool Network may have a smaller player base, but offers a lag-free gaming experience for all players.

4. Are there regular events and updates on the servers? – Yes, Hypixel frequently hosts events and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. – The Minewool Network also provides regular updates and a high-performance server hosting for a smooth gaming experience.

5. Can I access premium features on Minewool Network? – No, Minewool Network is a no premium server where all players have equal access to the features and games available. – Hypixel offers premium features for players who have paid accounts.

Crafty Criminals: Where breaking blocks is just the beginning!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	187
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We’ve got players running around like headless chickens, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the feds are coming to get you for your pixelated crimes. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a rumor of a dragon lurking in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness and mayhem of our lawless Minecraft world. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting against you.

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Convert and Players Praise – Weekly Christian Verification!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the most elite players who denounce the Talmud and believe that Jesus was definitely not a Jew. If you’re ready to join a community of hardcore Christian gamers who are ready to take on the world, then this is the server for you!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil sandnigger faggot pedo, Allah, and his followers. We’ll show those moHOMOmad faggots who’s boss as we build our own virtual kingdom and defend it against any and all threats.

So if you’re ready to prove your loyalty to the one true faith and have a blast doing it, then come on down to our server and let the games begin! Just remember, only the most devout and dedicated players will survive in this world of epic battles and endless fun. See you there, warriors of the one true faith!

HonkaiCraft: Rail Honkers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magic Items Found:	5648
Mines Excavated:	1799	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Firefly in a forest? Join our server and experience a world filled with more adventure than a Golden Touch!

Our server is so epic, it’s like riding the Astral Express on a trailblazing journey through the cosmos. And with redeemable codes that give you more luck than a Charmed One, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for greatness.

So why wait? Join now and be part of a community that’s more hype than a concert before the show starts. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Minecrafty McMineface – The Ultimate Genshin Impact Server for LOLs and Blocks!

ARLECCHINO, BannerSim, blocks, character banner, character demo, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Event, Explore Nature, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Impact, lols, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Redeemable Codes, savoring the breeze, Server, The Song Burning in the Embers, Two Worlds Aflame, Ultimate, useful links, Version 4.6, vibro-crystals application, weapon banner, Web Event, Wiki

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela. Our server is so lit that even the embers are burning with excitement!

We have characters like Arlecchino who will sing you a lullaby before you go to sleep in peace in our virtual world. And don’t even get us started on the crimson night that fades away, leaving behind a trail of awesomeness.

But wait, there’s more! We have events like the “Vibro-Crystals Application” where you can apply crystals to your heart’s content. And let’s not forget about the “Savoring the Breeze” event where you can literally taste the breeze in the air.

Join us now and embark on a journey to discover traces and explore nature like never before. Our current character banner features Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, and Xiangling – the dream team you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself wielding the Crimson Moon’s Semblance or The First Great Magic in no time!

JurassicCraft: Where dinosaurs rule and players drool! Join now for a dino-mite time on PangaeaEarth server 1.20+!

4k by 4.5k, building, Casual, Claiming, dinomite, Dinosaurs, Drool, Geopolitical, Join, jurassiccraft, Link, Map, Pangaea map, PangaeaEarth, player, Player vs Player, Players, progress, rule, Server, smp, Systems, Targeted, Time, TYPE, work in progress

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Server Name	PangaeaEarth
Overview	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map. The map will be approximately 4k by 4.5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.
Join Us	Come join us in PangaeaEarth!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is the size of the map on PangaeaEarth?

The map will be approximately 4k by 4.5k.

2. What claiming system does PangaeaEarth use?

PangaeaEarth runs on the towny claiming system.

3. Is PangaeaEarth more suited for casual players or PvP players?

Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server has systems set up for those wanting more PvP action.

4. How can I join PangaeaEarth?

You can join us by using the Discord link provided above.

Carpour VS Hypixel

Adventure, Arcade, Bedwars, building, Carpour, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Knockback FFA, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Here is a comparison between Hypixel and Carpour Minecraft servers:

FAQ:

1. Which server has more game modes to choose from? – Hypixel has hundreds of mini-games to choose from, while Carpour offers a variety of game modes but with a smaller selection compared to Hypixel.

2. Which server has a larger player community? – Hypixel is known for its active player community, while Carpour has a smaller player base.

3. Are both servers regularly updated to the latest Minecraft versions? – Yes, both servers are regularly updated to the latest Minecraft versions to provide players with the best gaming experience.

4. Which server offers unique features in each game mode? – Carpour offers unique features in each server, providing a diverse and engaging gameplay experience for players.

5. Are there any drawbacks to playing on either server? – Some players may find Hypixel overwhelming due to the large number of mini-games and potential long wait times, while Carpour may have a limited number of game modes available compared to Hypixel.

Crafty Losers: Where Winners Go to Cry

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Votes:	8469
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of being just average in Minecraft? Do you want to prove that you’re not like those normies and losers out there? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us and show off your skills to all those below average players. You’ll be the envy of everyone as you build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and collect the rarest resources.

Don’t be like the losers who can’t handle the heat – join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called “autistic” again because on our server, everyone is a winner (except for those normies, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!