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Linkie’s Sick Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were soaring through the skies on a magical unicorn, battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe. Sound too good to be true? Well, it gets even better. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

PrayerlessParentMC

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3612

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the game!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where praying to the Minecraft gods is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a place where you can unleash your inner religious zealot and build temples to worship your favorite block.

Don’t worry about confusing your children with our unique brand of Minecraft spirituality – they’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! Plus, our server is all about promoting good morals, like sharing your diamonds and not griefing your neighbor’s house (unless they deserve it).

So why pretend to be something you’re not on other servers? Join us and let your true Minecraft self shine – even if that means building a giant statue of Notch in your backyard. Trust us, it’s worth it!

CelebDouche Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	6692
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Potions Brewed:	59

Are you tired of dealing with douchebag celebrities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up frustrations on virtual douchebags! Build a giant statue of the celebrity you hate the most and then blow it up with TNT for some satisfying revenge. Plus, our server has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in a “Celebrity Douchebag Olympics” to see who can out-douche the competition. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual douchebaggery begin!

TV Show TrashCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper sneaks up on you! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it! So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to endless adventures on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoboGFs: The Next Big Fetish

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	962248
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU!

ONCE, I WAS BUILDING A CASTLE AND A COW CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, “MOO-VE OVER, I’M THE KING NOW!” TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE BEDROCK. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. BEDROCK.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! AND REMEMBER, DON’T MINE AT NIGHT! LOLZ!

Robo’s World: Semi-Spud {Van-ish} {Not 1.20.4} {Krusty Krab Inspired} {WhiteyTighty} {TexturedMap}

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Server Overview

Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Crossplay	Java & Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Does the map reset?	No, the map will never reset.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no stealing, griefing, or hacking allowed on the server.
Can I join on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, crossplay is enabled for both Java and Bedrock players.

PhenoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and discover the mysterious phenotype that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly find yourself transformed into a half-cow, half-creeper hybrid! But don’t worry, this new phenotype comes with some awesome perks like exploding milk instead of TNT and the ability to moo your enemies into submission.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll gather from these eggs!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon! Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft in this wild and crazy event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the phenotype for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

KonoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7416
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and become part of the epic saga of the two episodes kono, where players must battle evil chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even tame dragons to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that only the bravest of players can find and befriend. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of Minecraft like never before!

NoRoomForRelatives

Accommodation, emotional baggage, extended family, Fairness, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family vacations, Family Values, favoritism, hosting guests, NoRoomForRelatives, past grievances, personal boundaries, privacy, remote work, Resentment, sibling relationships

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and equality for all players! Just like in this crazy family drama, we make sure everyone gets their own bedroom – no more common areas for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, just like this player did when they refused to let their extended family stay with them. Who needs to sacrifice their own comfort for others when you can have your own space to build and explore in peace?

Don’t be the “asshole” in this situation, come join our server where everyone is treated with respect and given the VIP treatment they deserve. And hey, if you have a crazy family like this player, maybe you can even get some tips on how to handle them in-game!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun and fairness begin!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate love potion! Join us and you’ll have more girlfriends than you can handle, all lining up to give you diamonds and build you epic castles. Who needs Tinder when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just one sip and you’ll have a whole army of admirers following you around, ready to do your bidding.

So why waste time trying to impress girls in real life when you can join our server and have virtual girlfriends falling at your feet? Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a world of endless love and adventure. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!