funny assembly – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

RegretCraft Minecraft Server
Bandwagoners, coffee, Collapsed, cost, employment, Engineering, jeets, job market, Jobs, market collapse, Mathematics, Minecraft, Outsource, oversaturated, regret, RegretCraft, Science, Server, Smart, STEM, STEMcel, STEMmies, Technology
Are you tired of STEMmies taking all the jobs and leaving you with nothing but a cup of coffee to make? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the oversaturated job market! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual empire where STEMcels can’t touch you. Plus, who needs a job when you can just mine for diamonds all day and live like a Minecraft king? So come join us and show those STEMmies who’s boss – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is epic builds, not coffee!

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WeddingDressCraft
bridal party, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, Family Support, family ties, godparents, Grieving Process, honoring memory, late cousin, maid of honor, personal connection, repurposing, sisterly bond, social media backlash, wedding dress, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding traditions, WeddingDressCraft
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the most epic virtual family reunion ever, but with blocks and stuff. Like, 6 years ago, this chick’s cousin moved to the same city and they became BFFs, like, instant connection vibes, you know? They were so tight, they even helped each other find their soulmates. And then, when the cousin got engaged, she asked her BFF to be her maid of honor, and it was all rainbows and butterflies until her jealous sister Anna went full-on drama queen mode.
Anna was like, “How dare you not make me maid of honor, sis?!” and caused a whole ruckus. But the wedding still happened, and it was lit. Fast forward to the BFF’s engagement, and she asked her cousin to be her maid of honor, too. They were basically soul sisters at this point. But then tragedy struck – the cousin passed away during childbirth, leaving behind a baby and a devastated family.
Now, the BFF wants to honor her cousin’s memory by reusing her wedding dress for her own big day. But here comes drama queen Anna, claiming she deserves the dress more because she wasn’t in the bridal party. Like, seriously, Anna? Get over yourself, girl. This Minecraft server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds. Join now for the juiciest drama and the most epic block-building adventures!

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CreeperCraze2021
adapting to change, adjusting to new norms, altered routines, CreeperCraze2021, enduring consequences, evolving habits, evolving norms, lasting changes, lingering effects, long-lasting impacts, new normal, pandemic aftermath, pandemic repercussions, permanent changes, post-pandemic world, shifting behaviors, societal adjustments, societal changes, societal shifts., societal transformation, transformed society
After the pandemic, one thing that still hasn’t gone back to normal is the fact that cows are now ruling the world! Yes, you heard it right. These moo-tastic creatures have taken over and are now in charge of everything, including this Minecraft server.
But fear not, fellow players, for this server is not your average Minecraft experience. Here, you can ride pigs into battle, engage in epic cow vs. chicken skirmishes, and even participate in llama dance parties. The possibilities are udderly endless!
Join us on this wacky adventure and help us overthrow our bovine overlords. Who knows, you might even become the next Cow King or Queen! So grab your diamond swords and saddle up, because things are about to get mooo-velous!

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DeifGoneWild Minecraft Server
airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifGoneWild, fighters, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, Server, speculation, strike, survival mode, targeted killing, uncertainty, War
yo, so like, dis minecraft server be off the hook, man. u gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story bout how deif got rekt in a strike, but like, he be still kickin it in survival mode, yo. come join us and see deif in all his blocky glory, fightin off dem hamas fighters like a boss. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join da madness, yo.

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CraftyChinaSolarWind
#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, clean power, climate change, CraftyChinaSolarWind, electricity generation, energy infrastructure, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, global energy, green technology, nuclear power, power stations, renewable energy, renewable resources, solar power, Sustainable development, wind power
join our epic minecraft server and experience the madness of building five giant nuclear power stations every week like china!!! become a master builder and show off your insane creations to the world! who needs real life when you can create a virtual world filled with renewable energy sources and crazy contraptions! come join us and let’s see if you can keep up with the pace of china’s energy revolution!

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New Server IP
LipBalmCraft
anal care, Anus, beauty, Beauty Tips, Body Care, controversial, Dermatology, health, hygiene, intimate care, lip balm, LipBalmCraft, Lips, Moisturizing, personal care, self-care, Sensitive skin, skin, skincare, taboo, wellness
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

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Community Survival
Caringstaff, Chaos, Community, Contact, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Help, Minecraft, Part of the Community, Player Base, pleasant, Plugins, Quality, quality of life, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted
Welcome to Community Survival. We are here to bring a pleasant and enjoyable experience back to survival. There are a few minor plugins to add to the quality of life you’ll experience, but rest assured the server is mostly a vanilla experience. Staff is always here to help. Here you will find our Discord link. The server is whitelisted to prevent others from causing chaos with our currently player base. If you would like to become whitelisted please contact our staff on Discord to become part of the Community. Enjoy!
Discord – discord.gg/HGdzEgKbhS
45.159.6.62:25768

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CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server
Adventure, Character customization, console gaming, CraftyDawntrail, DAWNTRAIL, Dungeons, Epic battles, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming Community, leveling up, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, PC Gaming, Raids, Returning Players, Server, Story-Driven
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we are so back with a server that will blow your mind! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking chickens. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn. But fear not, our brave player defeated the unicorn with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive mini-game where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, play soccer with creepers, and race against your friends on flying pigs. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. We are so back and we can’t wait to see you there!

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TarkovCraft – Minecraft Server
ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, Eft, escape from tarkov, Gun Builder, Head eyes, Minecraft, newfags, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, Russian spyware, Server, spt, Tarkov community, Tarkov discussion, tarkov needs, Tarkov resources, Tarkov updates, TarkovCraft, written guide
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a raid in Escape from Tarkov? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break could be your last, just like getting head-eyes in Tarkov!
We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.
Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.
Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!

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CraftyTruth Minecraft Server
acceptance, coming to terms, confronting the past, CraftyTruth, difficult truth, emotional pain, facing reality, facing the truth, growth, hard truths, harsh reality, inner turmoil, life lessons, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful lessons, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Truth
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!
But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?
So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

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