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CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

alliances, battle, CivilCraft, color, Conflict, Democracy, Division, Fighting, freedom, Government, Ideology, Join, nationalism, Oppression, Politics, power struggle, Rebellion, Resources, revolution, Server, Territory, United States Civil War, war strategy, winning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9063	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Star Shards Collected:	285

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bathroom, begged, birth control, children, Cooking, crying, DadDutyFree, Flight Attendant, forget working, Helping, husband, implanted, Kids, love, Minecraft, Server, Son, stay at home mom, Telling, Tomas, walk, Watching

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5359	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

combination, controversial, Culinary, debate, DIVISIVE, flavor, Food, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Pineapple, PineapplePizzaDebate, pizza, Popular, Preferences, preferences on pizza, Savory, smp, SWEET, Taste, toppings, unpopular

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Buildings Constructed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, Truth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8611
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

#sustainability, argentina, Bitcoin Mining, BitCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, Crisis, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, electronic waste, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy consumption comparison, energy efficiency, environmental impact, global warming, Laptops, material consumption, renewable energy, resource depletion, sustainable technology, technology industry, UN report

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7366
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ores Mined:	4064	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	8508
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	196661
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

Asia, comparison, Cross-cultural, Differences, Diversity, eastern europe, European culture, EVRONIPPON, evropa, Exploration, Fusion, Global, International, Japan, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Modernization, polska, Server, Similarities, tradition, travel, Unique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6800
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!