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Crafty Escorts Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Votes:	8463

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).

VPsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1532
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become the greatest VP in history! Forget politics, this is where the real power lies. Our VP pick will be so terrific, it will make your head spin. The polls will go through the roof as you dominate the virtual world like never before. Trust us, it’s going to be a big win for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make Minecraft great again!

HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

CraftyCrimeWitnesses

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Enchantments Applied:	114	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

DeifCraft: Strike & Build!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like hamas leaders! we target them with our TNT cannons and watch them go boom! dozens of players have already joined in on the fun, so come on and join the chaos! who needs peace when you can have explosions?! join now for a blast of a time!

Forever YoungCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	3809
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and age is just a number. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

need a break from mining? take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that goes through a portal to a land of endless candy and unicorns.

want to show off your building skills? we have a competition where you have to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and obsidian. winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

JavaJunkiesCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Farms Harvested:	498
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.

if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.

so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	826708	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1651	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a shonen anime come to life! Join us for epic battles with creepers, where you can unleash your inner ninja skills and take down enemies with your trusty diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground maze filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can navigate through the maze and defeat the Ender Dragon at the end, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on our PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death. Winner takes all the diamonds and bragging rights for being the ultimate warrior of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in this shonen-inspired Minecraft server!

MineCrafty Ark – A Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2570	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event where you can ride a flying pig around the server and drop anvils on unsuspecting players below. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with pigs!

2. Our custom skins include a dancing banana, a talking potato, and a disco llama. You’ll never run out of wacky outfits to wear while exploring the blocky world.

3. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon while riding a roller coaster made of TNT? Well, you can do that on our server! Just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy.

4. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests, but beware – the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding chickens. Good luck trying to steal their loot!

5. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

ExHubbyGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crops Grown:	5127

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle when suddenly, your ex shows up out of nowhere to cause chaos. Will you stand your ground and defend your territory, or will you flee in fear? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles and showdowns as you navigate the complicated web of friendships and alliances. Will you choose loyalty to your friends, or will you forge your own path to victory?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate test of trust and betrayal in a world where anything can happen. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!