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Shrew Virus Survival – Alabama
Alabama, Animal Reservoirs, Case Fatality Rate, disease transmission, Emerging Pathogen, epidemiology, Henipavirus, Identification, Infectious Disease, Northern Short-Tailed Shrew, Outbreak Investigation, Pathogen Discovery, public health, research, scientists, shrew, Survival, Usa, virology, Virus, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife health, zoonotic disease
come join our epic minecraft server where we have HENIPAVIRUS-infected shrews running around like crazy!! watch out for those little buggers, they’ll give you a run for your money with their high case fatality rate of 40-75%!! but don’t worry, we’ve got potions and spells to protect you from their deadly virus.
explore our twisted world where the shrews rule and the players drool. build your own shrew-proof fortress and defend it with your life.
if you’re brave enough to face the shrews and survive their deadly virus, then come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of. we promise it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget (if you survive, that is).

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CraftBytes
Adventure, atmosphere, Bots, commands, Community, competitive, CraftBytes, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Experience, Features, Friends, games, Gaming, Hardcore, innovation, Interactive Bots, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, Minecraft, OneBlock, OP Lobby, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Utilities
CraftBytes Minecraft – The Ultimate Gaming Experience
Welcome to CraftBytes Minecraft, where adventure meets innovation. Our server is designed to bring you the best Minecraft experience with unique features that set us apart.
OP Lobby – A stunning, feature-packed lobby where you can interact with other players and prepare for battle. Interactive Bots – Engage with smart bots that enhance your gameplay experience with commands, games, and utilities. Lifesteal Mode – Fight, survive, and steal hearts from enemies in this thrilling, competitive game mode. Community and Friends – Play with like-minded gamers, form alliances, and enjoy a friendly yet competitive atmosphere. Best PvP and Survival Experiences – Whether you are into PvP battles or survival challenges, CraftBytes has something for everyone.
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Shattered Infinity SMP
Abilities, aggressive mobs, alliances, Combat, Discord, enemy players, Factions, fortified bases, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Powerful Artifacts, Raid, Secrets, Shattered, smp, Supernatural, Undead, Victory, War, weapons
Shattered Infinity SMP Overview
Server Type: Modded Medieval PVP
Theme: Hunters vs. Vampires
Gameplay: PVP-Focused, Kingdoms & Alliances
Features: Brutal Nights, Custom Modded Experience
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I choose between being a Hunter or a Vampire? A: When you join the server, you will have the option to join either the Hunter faction or the Vampire faction. Choose wisely, as your decision will shape your gameplay experience.
Q: What can I expect during the brutal nights? A: During the night, aggressive mobs become more dangerous, enemy players may attack, and the dangers of the dark will test your survival skills.
Q: Are there any special abilities or powers for Hunters and Vampires? A: Yes, each faction has unique abilities and powers. Vampires have supernatural abilities, while Hunters use weapons and magic to combat them.
Q: Can I form alliances with other players? A: Yes, you can forge alliances with other players to create powerful factions and build fortified bases to defend against enemies.
Q: Is the server heavily modded? A: Yes, the server offers a custom modded experience with unique abilities, powerful artifacts, and a world full of secrets to uncover.
For more information and to connect with the community, join our discord here.

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Autistic Sperg Realm 1.21.3
1.21.3, acceptance, Appointment, autistic, Communication, escort, Frustration, genetic dead end, GOD, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, neurodiversity, Realm, relationships, self worth, self-care, social anxiety, Sperg, stigma, Support, Therapy
Yo, bro, if you’re too busy being a genetic dead end and can’t even book an escort, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the virtual companions you could ever dream of, and you don’t even have to leave your mom’s basement to hang out with them. Plus, who needs real-life genetics when you can create your own perfect pixelated world? Join us and escape the harsh reality of being a genetic failure, bro!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server
Boundaries, car maintenance, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, girlfriend behavior, jack stand, Justified, Minecraft, misunderstandings, oil change, oil filter, personal space, Playing, Poking, relationship issues, Respect, Server, under car, unscrewing, WIBTA, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where your girlfriend can’t stick her finger in your butt while you’re trying to change your oil filter! Join us for a wild ride filled with jack stands, belly button play, and dramatic exits that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the insanity you could ever want in our Minecraft world? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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WitchcraftWoesMC
altar, ANCESTORS, Apology, Beliefs, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural misunderstanding, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, forgiveness, ghost, GOD, guests, Hospitality, Incense, Religion, superstition, witchcraft, WitchcraftWoesMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces cultural diversity? Look no further! Our server welcomes players from all walks of life, even those who may not understand different beliefs and traditions.
Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build altars to your ancestors, light incense for good luck, and even summon ghostly spirits to help you mine diamonds! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, where you can learn about superstitions, traditions, and maybe even a little witchcraft.
But beware, disrespecting someone’s culture may result in getting kicked out faster than you can say “cultural differences”. So come join us on this wild ride of cultural exchange and supernatural shenanigans! Who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way!

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DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP
awkward, Communication, Conversation, DIRTY, DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP, double entendre, funny, humor, innocent, innocent words, innuendo, Language, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, out of context, phrase, RISQUE, sounds dirty, Suggestive, Unintentional
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.
First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.
But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.
So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Musk’s Conflict Control Server
Accountability, Business, compliance, Conflict, conflicts of interest, control, corporate governance, Decision making, elon musk, Ethics, Government, innovation, leadership, Musk, Musks, oversight, public trust, regulations, RESPONSIBILITY, scrutiny, Server, Technology, transparency, White House
Are you tired of boring old servers where conflicts of interest run rampant? Well, fear not because on our server, Elon Musk himself will be patrolling to make sure everything is in order! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend will be keeping an eye on things to ensure fairness and fun for all players. Join now for a chance to witness Musk in action and maybe even get a personal tour of his rocket collection. Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world experience!

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MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, Edition, european union, fighters, France, international relations, jets, Military, military modernization, Mirage 2000-5F, miragecraft, nato, Partnership, Procurement, Server, Technology, Ukraine
so, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now!

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Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed
controversy, Corruption, Disbanded Task Force, disbandment, financial investigations, force, foreign policy, Government, international relations, national security, Needed, oligarchy, playhouse, Politics, Putins, russia, Russian oligarchs, sanctions, Targeting, task, task force, trump, Trump administration, wealthy individuals, White House
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!

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Shattered Infinity SMP Overview
Server Type:	Modded Medieval PVP
Theme:	Hunters vs. Vampires
Gameplay:	PVP-Focused, Kingdoms & Alliances
Features:	Brutal Nights, Custom Modded Experience

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions