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EraserOfRegrets Minecraft SMP

10. Self-doubt, 11. Anxiety, 12. Depression, 13. Toxic relationships, 14. Betrayal, 15. Anger, 16. Resentment, 17. Loneliness, 18. Fear, 19. Insecurities, 2. Mistakes, 20. Unfulfilled dreams, 3. Bad memories, 4. Painful experiences, 5. Guilt, 6. Shame, 7. Heartbreak, 8. Trauma, 9. Negative thoughts, EraserOfRegrets, Minecraft, regret, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3393
Mines Excavated:	3583	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can erase all your regrets and mistakes by building over them with pixelated blocks! Forget about your embarrassing past and start fresh in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to a regret-free life in the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server out there!

CraftyVoteDay

American politics, Civic Duty, CraftyVoteDay, Democracy, election day, election day history, election day holiday, election day importance, election day off, election day question, election process, Government, holiday, Politics, public holiday, united states, voter turnout, Voting, voting day, voting holiday, voting rights

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Tired of boring old Election Day? Join our Minecraft server and make every day Election Day! Vote for your favorite block to be president, build a campaign headquarters out of diamonds, and watch as creepers run for office (literally). Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where all the failed candidates go to plot their revenge. So why isn’t Election Day a holiday in the US? Because every day is a holiday on our server! Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBulletBlues

associated, BlockyBulletBlues, common, Community, Decrease, direct, Domains, exposure, Gun Violence, Hearing, hurt, Impact, injury, living near, mental health, Neighborhood, quality of life, Shooting, Significant, Trauma, Witnessing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of living near gun violence and feeling like your quality of life is going down the drain? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and exploring!

Imagine this: you’re chilling in your virtual world, building the sickest castle ever, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. But don’t worry, it’s just someone setting off fireworks to celebrate your epic build! No more worrying about real-life gun violence ruining your day.

Join our server and witness the most insane battles and explosions, all in the name of fun and creativity. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos that actually brings joy to your life? So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the stress of living near gun violence!

Hexagonal Adventures: SMP, PvE, 1.21, Friendly-ish Community, Not-so-Custom Features, Mildly Challenging Dungeons, Player Economy

Adventures, Auctions, Battles, Challenging, Community, crossplay, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Explore, Features, Friendlyish, gamemode, hexagonal, Items, Jobs, Menus, mildly, Minecraft, NotsoCustom, player, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Minecraft Server Information

Bedrock & Java IP	play.hexsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/HexSMP
Website	https://hexsmp.com/

About Us

Welcome to HexSMP, where we’ve put a unique twist on the survival gamemode! This isn’t your average SMP server; we’ve reimagined Survival to offer an experience unlike any other. If you’re looking for something fresh and exciting, you’ve found the right place.

Community & Staff

At HexSMP, we pride ourselves on having a friendly and active community. We’re also looking to expand our team, so if you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to help shape the future of our server, consider applying for a staff position.

Features:

Java & Bedrock Crossplay
Custom enchants and items
Unique jobs and custom menus
Challenging dungeons to explore
Exciting PvP battles
AFK rewards for staying active
Dynamic auctions and player shops
100+ more custom features

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?	Yes, our server supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, items, jobs, dungeons, PvP battles, and more.
How can I become a staff member?	You can apply for a staff position by contacting our server administrators through Discord or our website.
Are there active events on the server?	Yes, we regularly host events and activities for our community members.

CraftySun Minecraft Server

CraftySun, CT Sunday, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Items Found:	8346	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to CT Sunday, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined CT Sunday and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas, oh no. They were wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on fancy potions and spouting Shakespearean quotes. It was a llama party like no other, and our player was the guest of honor.

But that’s not all! On CT Sunday, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So come join us on CT Sunday, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the llamas are always ready to party!

Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

Advanced, aura-flow, AuraFlow, Automatic, Beginner, city96, comfy, ComfyUI, ddg, DEGEN, Diamond, discussion, EDG, fal.ai, flux, Fooocus, free, gatherers, getgrist, github, gpu performance, guides, hdg, HuggingFace, Hunyuan DIT, hunyuanDiT, Index, InvokeAI, kijai, Kolors, ldg, local ], LoRAs, mage.space, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, nodes, ONLINE, open source, Performance, pixart sigma, pixart-alpha, registration, Related boards, Rentry, SD.Next, SD3, SDG, smp, stabilityai, SwarmUI, tencent-hunyuan, text-to-image models, Tools, Training, Trash, UI, Vae, vtai

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like the Nether on a bad day! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making gameplay so chaotic even Herobrine would be impressed.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated monsters while riding on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. Plus, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure that would make even Notch himself jealous.

But that’s not all! Our community is as lively as a village of villagers on market day. We have crazy events like building competitions where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from a sudden rain of TNT to a herd of llamas wearing diamond armor. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

UndieCraft

awkward situations, boxers, Clothing choices., EMBARRASSMENT, house rules, inconsiderate, living arrangements, living with guys, modesty, personal boundaries, roommate communication, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, self-consciousness, sibling visit, single mom, social norms, tighty whities, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4675
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where walking around in boxers is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join our community of boxers-wearing warriors as we embark on epic adventures together.

Imagine a world where the only dress code is underwear – no pants allowed! Dive into our server and let your inner underwear model shine as you explore the vast landscapes and build magnificent structures in your tighty whities.

Don’t worry about feeling awkward, our friendly community will make you feel right at home in your skivvies. Plus, we have special events like the Tighty Whities Fashion Show and Boxers Battle Royale for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming in your undies. Who needs pants when you have a pixelated paradise to roam around in? Let’s strip down and play some Minecraft!

Sight2Craft SMP: Beauty in Blocks

amazing scenery, awe-inspiring sights, Beautiful landscapes, beauty, blocks, breathtaking landscapes, breathtaking views, captivating sights, gorgeous views, incredible beauty, jaw-dropping sights, magnificent views, mesmerizing views, most beautiful sight, Natural wonders, panoramic views, picturesque scenery, scenic landscapes, Sight2Craft, smp, stunning natural beauty, stunning sights, stunning vistas, unforgettable sights

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1100
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and witness the majestic sight of a herd of llamas riding into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Or marvel at the breathtaking view of a giant chicken statue built entirely out of gold blocks (because who needs practicality when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a magical unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where every block is made of cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just discover the most beautiful sight you’ve ever seen…or at least have a good laugh trying.

FantasyCrafters

closeted desires, common, covert desires, Desires, FantasyCrafters, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasure, hidden desires, intimate fantasies, personal fantasies, private thoughts, secret fantasy, suppressed desires, taboo, unacknowledged fantasies, undercover desires, undercover fantasies, undisclosed desires, undisclosed fantasies, unspoken desires, unspoken fantasies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so wild, it’s like a secret fantasy come to life.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like a dream come true, but better because it’s real (in Minecraft, at least).

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such sick moves?

So why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you fulfill your secret fantasy of living in a Minecraft world that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Ft, geopolitical tensions, global implications, international news, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military advancements, military conflict, Military operations, military tactics, Minecraft, Operation, regional stability, russian federation, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, UNN, war strategy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we reenact the epic battles of the russian federation and ukrainian soldiers in the kursk region! witness the chaos as the ukrainian army pulls off insane maneuvers and the russians struggle to push them back.

build your own army of pixelated soldiers and lead them into battle, strategize like a pro or just charge in guns blazing.

who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the action-packed fun!

WARNING: may cause intense laughter and uncontrollable urge to keep playing.