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EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3545
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
New Chunks Explored:	949397	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, crumble, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Minecraft, Orbán, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Votes:	8736	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)

Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree

10 days, Access, authoritarianism, blocktopia, Censorship, civil liberties, decree, decree signing, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, information control, internet, Maduro, Maduros, media blackout, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, restrictions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5642	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5138	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MeteorManiaCraft

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, atmosphere, atmospheric entry, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, cosmic events, longer trails, Meteor Showers, meteorite study, MeteorManiaCraft, meteoroid analysis, meteors, researchers, Science, shooting lower, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Trails

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where meteors shoot lower in the atmosphere and leave looong trails behind them like a snail on steroids. it’s like a cosmic fireworks show every day, except instead of fireworks it’s giant space rocks hurtling towards the ground. but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor to protect you. plus, the meteor showers make for great mining opportunities – who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a flaming space rock crashing down next to you? so come on over and join the fun, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to ride the meteors down to earth. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

OtterSMP

Balanced Economy, Cross-Play, Custom Artwork, Custom Builds, Custom Features, custom gameplay, custom models, Custom Plugins, custom structures, Dungeon Loot, Dungeons, Economy, engaging events, exciting gameplay, fair treatment, Large Castles, Ongoing Storyline, Professional staff, PvE, Storyline, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp, weekly events

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	1

We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!

▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.ottersmp.com