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NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	126069

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	190	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

revelationmc.net

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	692	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Potions Brewed:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

66.179.22.200

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1033
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Items Found:	5235	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

CraftyFamilySecret

behind closed doors, classified data, classified family information, concealed knowledge, confidential family matters, confidential information, covert revelations, CraftyFamilySecret, family history, family secret, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, intimate revelations, mysterious family past, mysterious past, private family history, private matters, Secrets, undisclosed details, undisclosed family secrets, untold stories

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	4540	Votes:	120
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!