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FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

Allegory, animal bodies, Begins.., Crucified, Cruelty, Empathy, Evolution, FunkyCreeperCraft, Language, LIMITATIONS, Math, noob, Pain, Quest, Reality, reason, Souls, SPIRITUAL, symbology, symbols, Tension, thieves, translation, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	8896
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	7774	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	8607
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9277	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Void Armor Forged:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1943	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Potions Brewed:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	1075

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	151	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	446388

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!