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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 160 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
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