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PythonFangSurgeryCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5832
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6577
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6915

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	280
Farms Harvested:	664	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5041

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!