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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9099 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!