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Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and Netherite! But be careful, there’s a creeper guarding it named Cassette Goon who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

2. Our server is filled with characters from Friday Night Funkin’, including Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and even Spooky Month! You never know who you’ll run into while exploring the world.

3. Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party where players must battle it out in rhythm games to win rare items and bragging rights. It’s like a rave, but with pickaxes and swords instead of glow sticks.

4. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while singing “Senpai” from Friday Night Funkin’, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!

Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

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Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

69508172, Alice edition, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Fun, funkg, Funky, humor, internet culture, long tail tags, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Obscure, ONLINE, Random, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

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Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

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TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

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MineCraftMoodBoosters

Art Therapy, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional well being, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftMoodBoosters, music therapy, nature walks, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to lift your spirits! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, fun, and pure chaos that will have you forgetting all about your troubles.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect escape with its magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers around. You won’t want to miss out on grooving with these explosive party animals.

So, if you’re feeling blue and need a pick-me-up, come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Capture, CommieCraft, Conflict, current events, Desperation, diplomatic crisis, foreign affairs, international relations, mental health, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korea, North Korean soldiers, Politics, PoWs, russia, Server, soldiers, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life like north korean soldiers in russia! build a bunker and hide from the ukrainian army, or team up with other players to take down the enemy and become a war hero! with intense battles and secret missions, you’ll never want to leave this server. plus, we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot lasers out of your eyes. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCargoPutin

American flights, cargo shipments, Conflict prevention, consequences, CraftyCargoPutin, Diplomacy, Espionage, Euromaidan Press, international relations, investigation, national security, NYT, putin, russia, Russian plot, sabotage, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, US, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest shenanigans! we once had a player who built a giant toilet that shot out diamonds instead of water. it was insane!

we also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. the last time we had a party, a creeper showed up and started breakdancing with us. it was lit!

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon and battle a giant zombie chicken. trust us, it’s way more fun than it sounds. plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

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Depression Quest: Global Gene Study

29 countries, 5 million people, data, depression, Gene, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, genetics, Global, global study, mental health, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, non-European ancestries, population genetics, psychiatric disorders, Quest, research, risk factors, scientific discovery, scientists, study, wider sample

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. we got scientists up in here finding hundreds more genetic risk factors for depression. yea, u heard me right. we got data from 29 countries and 5 million people. and get this, a quarter of them ain’t even from european ancestries. how wild is that? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness, or at least try to figure out why we’re all so sad. it’s a party up in here, u don’t wanna miss out!

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What is the IP for Jynxzi Minecraft Server?

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Jynxzi is a multi-talented artist known for their unique and captivating style. With a background in visual arts, music, and performance, Jynxzi combines these elements to create powerful and thought-provoking works. Their work often explores themes of identity, queerness, and mental health, pushing boundaries and challenging societal norms. Jynxzi’s passion for self-expression is evident in their work, which has gained them a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the art world.

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32k.xyz

Auctions, bedrock, Brewery, brewing potions, Claims, Clans, Creative, creative plots, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Factions, Guns, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Towny, Uptime, Vanilla, Versions, weapons, Website

Semi-vanilla Minecraft server with 24/7 uptime [NEW CREATIVE PLOTS GAMEMODE ADDED]

Play across Minecraft versions from 1.7 to 1.21 bedrock to java crossplay* Custom weapons & guns Towny/Claims for building and protection Clans for team-based gameplay In-game economy/auctions for trading Brewery plugin for brewing potions, MCMMO Join today or check our website for more info!

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FootyCraft Discovery 1.20.1

#football games, 1.20.1, discovery, football, football appreciation, football culture, football drills, football education, football enthusiasm, football fan, football fandom, football history, football knowledge, football players, Football Skills, football strategies, Football Tactics, football teams, football techniques, FootyCraft, learning, passion for football, sports

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride through the world of football, but in blocky pixel form. You’ll be kicking goals and scoring touchdowns like a pro in no time. Plus, who needs real sports when you can play virtual football with your Minecraft buddies? It’s like the Super Bowl meets the World Cup, but with creepers and zombies cheering you on. So join now and become the ultimate football champion of the Minecraft universe!

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RaggedyCraft Minecraft Server

autistic child, bullying, child development, childhood toy, childhood trauma, compassion, Emotional support, family dynamics, long-term effects, Minecraft, parenting, parenting disagreements, raggedy ann doll, RaggedyCraft, school bullying, sentimental value, Server, sleep routine, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, special needs parenting, Therapy, therapy progress

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as comforting as a childhood doll? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of quirks and unique personalities, just like your son and his beloved doll.

Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, we have therapy llamas roaming around to help you destress after a long day of mining and building.

And don’t worry about getting bullied for sleeping with a doll here – our community is full of compassionate players who will support you and your son no matter what. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, dolls and all!

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CraftyFixesMC

attitude, birthday money, Boundaries, child behavior, Chores, co parenting, Communication, consequences, CraftyFixesMC, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, financial responsibility, Guilt, laptop repair, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Laptop Bandit, a mischievous player who steals laptops and turns them into works of art. Will you be able to track down the Laptop Bandit and retrieve your stolen goods? Or will you fall victim to their sticky glue and melted casing traps?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the missing laptop. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even making your daughter pay for repairs using her birthday money. It’s all part of the fun!

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PixelPanic – Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

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Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, tossing and turning, haunted by the fear of losing something precious to you? Well fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will never have to worry about losing anything ever again! We have magical anti-loss protection that will keep your items safe and sound, no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground boogie wonderland and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

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