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Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and Netherite! But be careful, there’s a creeper guarding it named Cassette Goon who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

2. Our server is filled with characters from Friday Night Funkin’, including Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and even Spooky Month! You never know who you’ll run into while exploring the world.

3. Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party where players must battle it out in rhythm games to win rare items and bragging rights. It’s like a rave, but with pickaxes and swords instead of glow sticks.

4. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while singing “Senpai” from Friday Night Funkin’, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!

Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	1076	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

body acceptance, body positivity, BOOTY, cellulite-covered ass, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, FAT ASS, funkg, Funky, gf, Girlfriend, jiggle, love handles, Minecraft, plus size, self love, smp, Squishy, Thick, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, voluptuous

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchantments Applied:	184
Dragon Eggs Found:	2653	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2408	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Votes:	8565	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

Characters, funk albums, funk appreciation, funk artists, funk classics, funk community, funk culture, funk discussion, funk enthusiasts, funk genre, funk groove, funk history, funk lovers, funk music, funk recommendations, funk revival, funk songs, funk vibes, funkg, FunkyTrash, Sara edition, smp, Trash thread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	154	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	53506	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	19

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5451
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

Wolf Pack Highlands: CO2 Control

Biodiversity, carbon footprint, carbon offset, carbon removal, climate change mitigation, climate emergency, Co2, CO2 sequestration, conservation biology, control, ecological balance, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, environmental impact, highlands, native woodland, Pack, Red Deer, Rewilding, Scottish Highlands, sustainable forestry, wildlife management, wildlife reintroduction, Wolf, Wolves

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got wolves running wild in the Scottish Highlands, just like in the good ol’ days. these wolves are gonna help save the planet by takin’ down them pesky red deer and lettin’ the native woodland grow like crazy. we talkin’ about sequesterin’ one million tonnes of CO2 every year, that’s like 5% of all the carbon removal, yo! so come join us and be a part of this epic eco-friendly adventure, plus you can ride wolves and be the coolest kid on the block. ain’t no server like this one, that’s for sure!