funkg – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General
AMA, Cassette Goon, crossover, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkin, Funkin Crew, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Resources, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and Netherite! But be careful, there’s a creeper guarding it named Cassette Goon who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.
2. Our server is filled with characters from Friday Night Funkin’, including Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and even Spooky Month! You never know who you’ll run into while exploring the world.
3. Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party where players must battle it out in rhythm games to win rare items and bragging rights. It’s like a rave, but with pickaxes and swords instead of glow sticks.
4. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while singing “Senpai” from Friday Night Funkin’, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General
AMA, Animating till Dawn Edition, Crossover series, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin, Funkin Crew, Game Download, game play, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.
Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!
Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.
From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

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Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?
And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
body acceptance, body positivity, BOOTY, cellulite-covered ass, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, FAT ASS, funkg, Funky, gf, Girlfriend, jiggle, love handles, Minecraft, plus size, self love, smp, Squishy, Thick, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, voluptuous
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
bean flicking, Edition, Flicking Her Bean, funk, funk artists, funk community, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Funky, funky artists, funky community, funky genre, funky music, Minecraft, Nene, Nene jokes, Nene memes, NSFW, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, TRASHY
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.
But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?
So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
69508172, Alice edition, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Fun, funkg, Funky, humor, internet culture, long tail tags, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Obscure, ONLINE, Random, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread, trolling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).
Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters
Characters, funk albums, funk appreciation, funk artists, funk classics, funk community, funk culture, funk discussion, funk enthusiasts, funk genre, funk groove, funk history, funk lovers, funk music, funk recommendations, funk revival, funk songs, funk vibes, funkg, FunkyTrash, Sara edition, smp, Trash thread
Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

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TrashCraft Minecraft Server
Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft
Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!
2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.
4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!
5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.
So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

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BlockPartyRoomieWars
BlockPartyRoomieWars, Communication Issues, respecting boundaries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate cohabitation, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate consideration, roommate disagreements, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate living arrangements, roommate living situations, roommate misunderstandings, roommate relationships, roommate respect
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except this time you can actually block them if they start screaming at you!
Join us for the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Build your own virtual apartment and invite your friends over for a quick bathroom break – just make sure your roommate doesn’t catch you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who needs a place to crash for the night.
So if you’re tired of real-life roommate drama and want to experience it in a whole new way, join our server today! Just remember to respect each other’s virtual boundaries, or you might end up getting kicked out of the virtual apartment building.

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ZoomCallZaniness Minecraft Server
Abnormal, awkward, BIZARRE, eccentric, EMBARRASSING, funny, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, online video chat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, quirky, Server, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unique experience, UNUSUAL, virtual meeting, weird, zoom call, ZoomCallZaniness
Are you tired of boring Zoom calls where all you do is stare at your coworkers’ faces? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward Zoom moments again.
Picture this: you’re in a virtual meeting with your boss, but instead of talking about spreadsheets, you’re battling a horde of zombies in a pixelated world. Who needs boring work talk when you can be a Minecraft warrior?
But wait, it gets even better. One time, a player on our server accidentally turned their cat into a creeper during a Zoom call. Let’s just say things got explosive (literally).
So if you’re looking for a break from the mundane world of video calls, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

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Stress-FreeCraft
anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Relaxation, self-care, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, stress triggers, stress-free living, StressFreeCraft, stressors, Time management, work-life balance, yoga
Are you tired of the real world stress and drama? Need a break from adulting and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers!
Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, or just dig a giant hole for no reason at all – the possibilities are endless!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who rage-quit after losing all their diamonds in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they left behind?
So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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GazaCraft Ceasefire
Breakthrough, cease-fire agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, diplomatic progress, gaza, GazaCraft, hopes, humanitarian crisis, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, mediation efforts, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, Truce, united nations
lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to achieve peace is by building the craziest structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. like, you gotta show off your building skills to prove you deserve a ceasefire. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks and creepers. join us and be part of the most intense peace negotiations ever seen in the minecraft universe. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player on the server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to bring peace to the land of blocks!

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BroadwayBlockBrawlers
Broadway, BroadwayBlockBrawlers, classic film, crime drama, Dance, documentary, gang rivalry, love story, Musical, new york city, opportunities, petty crime, romeo and juliet, Singers, singing, street gangs, talented dancers, The Jets, urban culture, urban life, West Side Story
come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than west side story but with less crime and more blocky fun! the jets and the sharks ain’t got nothin on us, we be building skyscrapers and dancing like broadway stars!
we got so many talented players, you’ll think you stumbled into a virtual talent show. come show off your building skills and maybe even break out into song and dance while you’re at it. who needs the big apple when you got our server to strut your stuff on?
join us for a wild ride of creativity, friendship, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. who knows, you might just find your own version of a happily ever after in our blocky world. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

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AstaxCraft: The Ultimate Potion for Endless Adventures
Adventures, aerobic exercise, Antioxidant, astaxanthin, AstaxCraft, athletic performance, cardiovascular health, efficiency, Endless, Endurance, health benefits, higher doses, longer durations, meta analysis, muscle recovery, natural supplement, Oxidative Stress, performance enhancement, physical activity, Potion, randomized controlled trials, scientific research, sports nutrition, supplementation, Ultimate
hey u, yeah u! r u tired of being a slowpoke in minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us and experience the power of astaxanthin supplementation!
imagine running faster than a speeding bullet, jumping higher than a kangaroo on steroids, all thanks to this magical supplement! our server is like no other, with players zooming around like they’re on crack (but they’re not, we promise).
we’ve done some serious scientific research (not really, we just made it up) and found that astaxanthin makes u a minecraft pro. u can outlast all ur friends in those epic pvp battles, mine faster than a pickaxe on steroids, and build like a boss.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wonders of astaxanthin supplementation! trust us, it’s gonna blow ur mind (and ur friends’ minds too).

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Surviving Minecraft’s Pandemic: Prosper SMP – Come for the vanilla, stay for the chaos!

4v5ruAWRKv., build projects, Chaos, Community, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Mature, members, Minecrafts, pandemic, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, smp, stay, Surviving, Vanilla, Welcoming

Minecraft Server Overview

Community Features
Shared interest in Minecraft
Encourages playing a variety of games
Major build projects underway
Friendly and mature community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers allowed on the server?	No, hackers or griefers are not allowed.
What are the rules?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
Commitment, Communication, Connection, couples, CraftyCouple, family, Girlfriends, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partners, relationships, romance, Server, significant others, Spouses, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wives
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to build and survive!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!
Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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SurfaceLaptop5MCServer
anticipation, Arrival, Budget, Computer, Decision making, expensive, financial burden, Frustration, high cost, Investment, laptop, luxury, microsoft, MONEY, Poor, Purchase decision, Surface Laptop 5, SurfaceLaptop5MCServer, Tech, Technology, Waiting
Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.
On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).
So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

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TripTrolls Minecraft Server
anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exclusion, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, Negativity, Respect, self-care, Server, social interactions, trip, TripTrolls, Understanding, vacation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild trip story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like when Lisa invited herself on that trip and then blocked everyone for no reason.
Join us for a trip down memory lane as we navigate through friendships, drama, and unexpected block placements. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to block someone just like Lisa did!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment on this crazy ride!

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