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EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Void Gems Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	1116
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	1945	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5032	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.