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RegretCraft2029

#sustainability, cautionary tale, CHANGE, consequences, consumerism, disposable culture, environmental impact, fast fashion, Future, hindsight, instant gratification, mindfulness, modern trends, progress, Reflection, RegretCraft2029, regrets, short-term thinking, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Farms Harvested:	739	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2828	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.

GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine

Blockade, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy infrastructure, Energy Markets, energy security, energy supply, Europe, european union, gas pipeline, gas transit, GasCraft, Geopolitics, international relations, Natural Gas, political tension, prewar deal, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8552	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

QuitCraft Smartwatch Server

addiction, app, behavioral change, digital health, hand movements, health, health tech, innovation, intervention, mobile app, QuitCraft, quitting smoking, relapse prevention, researchers, SENSORS, Server, smartwatch, smartwatches, smoking cessation, smoking cessation app, study, Technology, wearable devices

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOL u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got smartwatches that help u quit smoking! YAS, u heard me right! Our researchers made an app that detects ur smoking hand movements and sends u messages to stop u from relapsing. It’s like having a personal smoking police on ur wrist, but way cooler cuz it’s on a smartwatch! So come join us and say buh-bye to them nasty cigs, and hello to building epic stuff in Minecraft!

Blue Sky Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, Antagonist, bad guys, Blue, character design, Character development, cinematic conventions, color psychology, color symbolism, good guys, hero archetype, hero in blue, Heroes, movie tropes, Protagonist, red, SKY, Stereotypes, storytelling, villain archetype, villain in red, Villains

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	5055
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Items Found:	2987
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a rainbow explosion of colors, man. We got good guys in blue, bad guys in red, and everything in between in every color of the frickin’ rainbow. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, dude. Join this server if you wanna question reality and see what happens when you mix blue and red together. It’s gonna blow your mind, bro.

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deception, dishonesty, fake friend, fake friends lyrics, fake friends memes, fake friends quotes, fake friends sayings, fake friends signs, fake friends song, fake friends test, fake friends test buzzfeed, fake friends test psychology, fake friends test questions, fake friends vs real friends, fake people, FakeFriendFinder, friendship, Minecraft, smp, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crops Grown:	1214	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

So, like, you know when you’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, and then BAM! Your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and runs off into the sunset? Yeah, that’s the worst, right? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no fake friends allowed” policy!

Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).

So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!

NoMore9to5MC

career, Duty, employment, Experience, Job, Job Interview, job market, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Labor, never again, NoMore9to5MC, occupation, Position, Profession, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Role, task, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	934
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

LostLegion Minecraft Server

ancient artifacts, Ancient Battles, ancient rome, ancient warfare, archaeological discovery, battle site, historical evidence, historical investigation, Historical Mystery, historical research, legionnaire, lost battle, LostLegion, military history, military tactics, Minecraft, Ninth legion, roman army, Roman conquest, roman empire, Roman expert, roman history, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join us on this epic server where we have uncovered the lost battle of the ninth legion! roman experts have confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine fighting off zombies and creepers alongside roman soldiers, all while searching for hidden treasure and ancient artifacts. who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.

join us now for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of history in the making!

LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

Court, decision, discrimination, Eviction, forced, German, germany, historical, Holocaust, home, injustice, Jews, judge, Legal, LOOTED, LootedJewHomeGoneFrau, nazi, ownership, Property, restitution, Ruling, WOMAN

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	3677	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4060
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

Sleepy Drive Minecraft

alcohol, alertness, Caution, celebration, danger, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, FATIGUE, holiday, late night, Minecraft, new years, Normalized, Party, REST, Risk, road trip, Safety, sleepy, travel, Winter

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the only place where u can drive ur minecart while half asleep and it’s totally cool, bro. like, imagine cruising through the mines with your eyes half closed, dodging creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, the villagers are always throwing epic parties in the village square. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a never-ending adventure. so come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

birth outcomes, death rate, external causes, gender differences, gender disparities, health study, healthcare outcomes, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, mortality, neonatal health, Northern Europe, PALS, population study, Preterm, preterm birth, preterm infants, public health, risk factors, squad, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7422
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!