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Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3923
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	245
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Towns Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	1584
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4562

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Farms Harvested:	366
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5789	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4515	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.