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No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

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Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	674	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	145	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	138	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	5855	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1820
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4335
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Tony Minecraft SMP may have finally found the path forward to making AEW a…

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	811	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	662
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of AEW! Tony is always trying crazy stunts to make our server the best, like inviting Logan Paul and even considering bringing in Kai Cenat and NPC Spider-man! Who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to our world of blocks and mobs? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP ever!

VtuberCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4187
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	7986
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	218

Are you a Vtuber looking for some epic advice on how to dominate the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where /asp/ is the place to be! We’ve got tips on streaming platforms, audience engagement, video editing, and even open auditions for top companies like Hololive and Niji!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to some of the most legendary trolling techniques in the Vtuber community. Want to learn how to outwit your rivals and become the ultimate Vtuber sensation? Join us now and unleash your virtual greatness!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Vtubing madness and let your virtual dreams run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual universe! Join now and let the Vtuber shenanigans begin!