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Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1146
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	2832
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	259
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9290	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Farms Harvested:	493	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	181

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9904	Players Killed by Monsters:	8050
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Emeralds Found:	9019	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!