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Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	250	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4502
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	74

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1880	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mines Excavated:	1095	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5565	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	9749	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X