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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4825 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Votes: | 3645 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
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